Movie Caption Contest #95: The Return of Special FX, Part Three!

[BriGuy]

NOBODY STEPS ON A STARSHIP IN MY SPACE DOCK!

 

[BriGuy]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in orbit of New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!

Egon: I'm sorry to say Peter that he's Vulcan, and his next pon farr is not for another four years.

Ray: ... shit...

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi: "Hold me."
Geordi: "Oh yeah, baby."
<Chicka-Bow music plays; they have violent sex.>

 

[Rat Boy]

Scruffy: "Shatner sure is determined to be in every shot, isn't he?"

 

[Triskelion]

Scruffy the janitor: Nice nacelles.

Troi: Well that answers the question of what happens when you hook up a replicator to a reclamator.
Geordi: What do you know. Data was right. Wanna go get drunk?
Troi: Ok but first I have to replicate a new Ops officer. How about a replicant this time?

 

[Rat Boy]

Stay Puft: "That isn't marshmallow goo I left under the table."

Scruffy: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

 

[cooleddie74]

The infamous Rosie O'Donnell cameo was cut for obvious reasons.

 

[cooleddie74]

TROI:"Well.

Guess we were right after all. They DIDN'T have grounded wiring."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scruffy: "Uh, Mr. Farnsworth? Scotty's here and he wants his haggis."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCRUFFY:"Well.

There goes the neighborhood.

Damn Admiral Morrow's been channelin' the Dark Side...again."

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: I tried to tell him. You can't put Romulan popcorn packs in the microwave.

 

[thedude]

You guys are wearing out the Stay Puft Spacedock Man... I'm gonna have to make you another :-)

 

[BriGuy]

Suddenly I'm having horrible Jaws 3D flashbacks...

 

[Daneel]

TROI: "I've got to admit, Geordi, putting a plasma-TV screen in the hull breach instead of more bulkheads was a stroke of genius."

GEORDI: "Yeah, yeah, shhhh! We're right at the part when the Death Star blows up. Boo-yah! Damn, this is awesome in High-Def!"

 

[trampledamage]

Scruffy stared in amazement as he realised the damage to the Enterprise was right next to the female crew quarters, and damage control had used transparent aluminium to fix it.

 

[S'kai]

Another of Leonard Nimoy's photography projects gets out of hand.

 

[Triskelion]

Scruffy the Janitor: Oh boy! Half-eaten cobbler.

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "My Manwich!"

 

[Candlelight]

Scruffy: "Larry? Larry this is Scruffy, up here on Deck 79. You should look out your window. Where are you, Deck 48 or something?"
Larry: "Argh!!!"
Scruffy: "Oh yeah... mind the penis"