Movie Caption Contest #95: The Return of Special FX, Part Three!

[Mistral]

Deanna: "Geordi, those lasers you installed in your VISOR weren't such a great idea."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: Do you have a spare VISOR? I think I've just gone blind.

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi: "This movie sucks ass."

 

[Rat Boy]

Before dying, the praetor's last thought was one of surprise over no one doing a Family Guy/Hills joke during last week's contest.

 

[BriGuy]

Ain't no way I'm cleaning up that shit!

Praetor: Pretty lights!

 

[Alrik]

Geordi: "Whoa! I think Data has just taken Explosive Diarrhea to a whole new level."

 

[BriGuy]

Ship still looks fake.

 

[BriGuy]

Troi: My goodness! What happened? Not a...

Geordi: Sombrero in the warp core.

Troi: Oh. Again?

 

[Alrik]

"Screw this, I'm hiding under the table. I'll bet Mr. Scott is going to want to turn her around in two weeks or somethin crazy like that."

Praetor: "Are you certain?"

Councilman: "Absolutely. You would be wise not to touch it."

Praetor: "But I don't understand. How did we manage to get a Space Herpe?"

 

[Alrik]

Troi: "Shouldn't you be rolling under a closing containment door or something about now?"

 

[Alrik]

Praetor: "I will admit that your new Bug Zapper looks very impressive. But the question remains.......does it work?"

 

[Alrik]

Geordi: "So Counselor, this makes you what now? Two for two?"

 

[Alrik]

Next up on....Pimp My Starship.

 

[cooleddie74]

PRAETOR:"Intriguing new dehumidifier.

But...shouldn't it be a little bigger? And NOT spew out green rays and sparks?"

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Look at it this way. At least he didn't have to sit through this entire movie.

Lucky bastard."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PRAETOR:Interesting, if we add a handle it would be an elegant weapon. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster.

 

[thedude]

Guy: Oh god, who wasn't thinking happy thoughts...

Senator: Ok seriously guy... WE DON'T WANT TO BUY THEM!!!

 

[Alrik]

Scruffy the Janitor: "Oh darn. This don't look good. Where the hell did I set my phone..."

Stay Puft: "Phone? PHONE? WHO YA GONNA CALL?..."

 

[Alrik]

Scruffy the Janitor: "I just did the windows. Please don't cross the streams. Please don't cross the streams."

 

[Alrik]

Stay Puft: "rrrRROOOOAAAARRRrrr"

Camp Fire Cam: "What ever douche bag . Where I'm from, you're nothing more than the gooey part of a S'more."