Movie Caption Contest #92: Screening

[Captain Crow]

President: "Girls Gone Wild: Klingon Vixen Warrior Wobblies" really sucks. It's nothing but butta faces with very small wobblies!

Cartwright: "Girls Gone Wild: Vulcan Vixen Pon farr Pussies" is way better than this one. It's got big wobblies in it.

Sarek: Indeed.

Meyer: Doing this with your right hand and going "Look what I have! All my fingers! NA-NA-NA! NA! NA-NA! NA!" to Jimmy is really mean Kim.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Cartwright, I have to hand it to you, you were right! The Klingon Lord of the Rings IS superior to that hack Peter Jackson!"

 

[Candlelight]

"All this chanting and warmongering is making me hungry. Anyone got any pretzels?"

Lursa: "I laugh at your Federation flagship Captain. Our old Bird of Prey could easily defeat you in a fight"
Picard: "I highly doubt that"
BeTor: "Why don't you beam over here and we'll discuss it further. Leave your first officer in command"
Picard: (whispers to Data) "Get the crews to the escape pods, Rip'n'Bust Riker is in charge"

Nick: "This is your stunt double"
Kim: "Oh fuck off"

 

[Captain Crow]

President: Where the hell is that damn waitress? I need a my tea refilled!

 

[Triskelion]

Lursa: Captain Picard, we will call off our attack if you can satisfy both of us sexually. Or even just one of us.
Picard: Ahem. Red alert.

 

[Mistral]

Meyer: "Kim, Jimmy and I don't have to take off our shirts-you can already see our bellys. C'mon, now, off with it!"

 

[Rat Boy]

President: "Gah, LOST has really gone downhill this season."

 

[Shatmandu]

President M'Ullet: "I liked them better when they were just white guys made up to look all swarthy."

Sarek: "Maybe it's the peyote talking, but Klingon women make my logical dick hard."

 

[Nerys Myk]

President M'Ullet: "I liked them better when they were just white guys made up to look all swarthy."

Sarek: "Maybe it's the peyote talking, but Klingon women make my logical dick hard."

M'Ullet: "And the other one?"

 

[cooleddie74]

RA-GHORATREII:"Ambassador Sarek, can you flip the channel? Anyone?

Who the hell has the REMOTE, dammit?!

This show sucks!!!"

LURSA:"Greetings once again, Captain."

B'ETOR:"I see you're still sticking with the bald look."

PICARD:"I see you're both still sticking with the Lesbian Viking look."

MEYER:"And this is the new Enterprise-A helm console."

DOOHAN:"Looks like a mixing board from a recording studio."

CATTRALL:"Well. He's onto us, Nick."

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK:"Curious.

I always assumed that Klingon Opera had topless warrior women. I am quite disappointed."

 

[Shatmandu]

Sarek: "Maybe it's the peyote talking, but Klingon women make my logical dick hard."

M'Ullet: "And the other one?"

Sarek: "That one hasn't been hard since I lost my 'T'Pau Drops Things and Bends Over' holonovel."

 

[Shatmandu]

Sarek: "Hit pause, would you? I gotta take a quick dump."
Cartwright: "Aw, c'mon ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

PRESIDENT:"Pay attention now, gentlemen.

We're coming to the part in the movie where I have the background cameo as the greased-up towelboy."

 

[LeadHead]

President: I'm suddenly getting the idea to put my foot up your ass.

 

[LeadHead]

President: The commentary on this is racist and dispicable!
Sarek: Mr. President, I suggest we not watch this on Fox News.

 

[Triskelion]

Lursa: Your ass-cleavage has bested us yet again, Picard!

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK:"I've seen this one before, Mister President.

This is the one where Colonel Worf's grandson must defend his late father's honor before the High Council."

 

[Rat Boy]

President: "Is that Stan Bush singing a remake of 'The Touch?' Why does he sound like Linkin Park?"

 

[Nebusj]

``Wait a second --- why are the subtitles in Klingon Portugese?''

Which Twin Has The Toni?

``Just get this right this take. We gotta get Father Jack back to Craggy Island by 5:00 or --- is that the time?! Run!''