Movie Caption Contest #89: I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"...and by using THIS you can refine your cocaine more efficiently without having to cut it with baking soda."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Ack. I was going to make a gay joke at Sulu's expense but... well... look at that smile... it almost makes the joke for meh.

 

[cooleddie74]

REG:"In my century, these are used for personal pleasure."

 

[Nerys Myk]

REG:"In my century, these are used for personal pleasure."

GEORDI: Actually thats just you Reg.

 

[cooleddie74]

REG:"In my century, these are used for personal pleasure."

GEORDI: Actually thats just you Reg.

COCHRANE:"On second thought...forget about it. Screw the future. From the looks of it, it doesn't get any better."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"See, Doctor?

The pull-my-missing-finger trick ISN'T just a wee urban legend."

 

[Candlelight]

"And then he said, 'Place you name, money I name, otherwise bargain, no.' I mean, some people sure do speak funny if you come from a different planet"
"Aye laddie. Dinnae agree Chekov?"
"Da, vat a veirdo"

 

[BriGuy]

Cochrane: If THAT is what excites women in your future, I'll stay right here, thanks.

 

[BriGuy]

Cochrane: Alright! Now you're speaking my language. Let's get to work!

Geordi: Uh, Dr. Cochrane, we're not building a still.

Cochrane: Damn.

 

[BriGuy]

Even as drunk as he was, even Dr. Cochrane wondered why the hell a man with cybernetic eye implants would need a pair of sunglasses.

 

[Captain Crow]

Barclay: I made poopie in my pants.

McCoy: I didn't think you where smart enough to pull off a stunt like that Scotty.

Scotty: I'd flip you off with my right hand if I could.

Hannibal: Ok, here's how we get the Klingons. We shoot in their general direction and force them onto a conveniently placed ramp so they flip their ship over.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: I had no idea Hannibal was a Jedi.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Cochran: "It's called a 'slinky' you idiots. For chrissake, don't you have toys in the 24th Century?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"If you guys can get THAT sunnuvabitch to walk down a flight of steps, you're even better engineers than your captain thinks."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Gimme some wee skin, Homeboy! We keepin' it real...no temporal frontin'!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY:"Gimme some wee skin, Homeboy! We keepin' it real...no temporal frontin'!"

INNERCARL: Is carl spock gonna have to choke a fat honkey?

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Gimme some wee skin, Homeboy! We keepin' it real...no temporal frontin'!"

INNERCARL: Is carl spock gonna have to choke a fat honkey?

KIRK:"Don't get me started. Or I'll smack yo asses with my ring hand."

 

[cooleddie74]

BARCLAY:"It's a replacement plasma conduit for the Phoenix."

COCHRANE:"Yeah. Sure.

I guess that's why I saw you put your d**k in it about an hour ago, then?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

COCHRANE: So I had to get away from that woman. Nag Nag Nag. Worse after she merged with Helford. Good thing she cant leave that planetoid. eh?

eh?

She's right behind me, isn't she?

 

[Triskelion]

Barclay: Mr Cochrane sir, I'm a big fan. Would you sign my coil?
Cochrane: You're not another one of them time traveling bankers are you? Trying to sell me royalties from my future for a small deposit now?
Geordi: We have the pleasure to make this surprising but mutually benefiting business proposal.
Cochrane: Oh, here we go.