Movie Caption Contest #77: Rising to the Occasion

[Toban Kal]

Oh good, the taxi's here.

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"Want to know the worst part, Lieutenant?

I never really even liked my son. I just did it all for the sympathy."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Picking up anything yet, Data?"

DATA:"Affirmative, sir.

About ten meters out from the shoreline. A cetacean life form with a Titleist golf ball stuck in its blowhole."

 

[Toban Kal]

PICARD: Data, what are you doing?
DATA: I'm going for a walk. I may be some time.

 

[John Picard]

Picard: "Analysis Mr Data."

Data: {puzzled} "Curious, Captain. I am detecting an ominous series of notes being played on a cello."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Be careful, Data."

DATA:"If I am to be Careful, does that make you Mr. Reckless?"

PICARD:"That does it. When we beam back up to the ship? That emotion chip is coming OUT. The hard way if needs be."

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"Spock always finds excuses to leave when I pull out the slides of his boyhood trip to Shir'Kahr."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Mr. Data, I'm sure the pelican shitting on the rock over there is a fascinating experience for you, but I really need to know where that banjo music is coming from."

 

[cooleddie74]

BEST Zeppelin or Pink Floyd album cover...ever.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"I am detecting an empty aluminum can of...

SLURM?

What is SLURM?"

 

[Toban Kal]

DATA: But captain I am detecting high concentrations of raw sewage in this lake.
PICARD: Just get in there Data.

 

[Shatmandu]

Saavik: "Ah, fuck, I left my keys on there."

Koenig: "This 'living prop' needs to take a piss."

 

[Candlelight]

"Keptin, it's me!"
"My god Bones... you've turned him into a Ruskie"

 

[Toban Kal]

With the paint-job and those bright lights, I believe that ship is what humans refer to as a "pimped-out ride".

 

[Nerys Myk]

AMANDA: So you didn't lock the doors?

SAAVIK: Nope. Might have left the keys in the ignition too.

AMANDA(shakes head):She's gotta be half Romulan

 

[Maurice]

SAVVIK: This isn't what I expected when Spock said he'd "wing it" regarding our relationship.

 

[Rat Boy]

Amanda: "Wait! Where are you going?! I was going to make espresso."

 

[Candlelight]

"Do not worry my child, my son wouldn't leave you at this hour. Once he is acquitted he will return"
"Yeah right. Bet you ten credits he pisses off to the distant past to hide from me"

 

[Rat Boy]

Palpatine: "Hey, that last one isn't a clone ship at all!"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Amanda: I didn't have the heart to tell him... but at some point between his rebirth and leaving Genesis... Spock picked up an ancient disease known as... syphilis.