Movie Caption Contest #77: Rising to the Occasion

[Candlelight]

"Godspeed to them. I hope they are able to make it to Earth"
"Well they'd better hurry, we've only got 29 minutes left otherwise we don't get paid for the pizza"

"Captain, I believe Commander Riker was right, the Baku washing machine IS leaking"

"The game of Operwation vas a Wussian inwention"
"Don't worry Chekov, we'll soon have that speech impediment out of there"
"But dis is my language!"
"Chekov, the only true language is American"
"Vanker"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAAVIK: Wait isnt that the Bird of Prey?

AMANDA: Yeah... about that. Uh, Spock left a note.

 

[Candlelight]

"I knew it!"

"Are you absolutely sure this is the right-"
"For shit's sake Data, stop whining and get in there"

"Wild stab in the dark here Bones, but somehow I don't think this is merely 'cramps'"

 

[Piper]

Koenig: Is it time for me to say "Nuclear wessels" yet? Don't let me miss my cue, okay? I've been practising. Nuclear wessels. I don't want Shatner stealing my moment.

 

[Alrik]

De: "Mmmffff."
Leonard: "Mmmfff."
Shat: "Sorry guys, I keep forgetting that taffy and dentures don't play well together."
Walt: "Uh oh, I'm outta here."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The Ba'ku knew that if the Android didn't float then he surly was a witch.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Picard: "Mr. Data, what are you searching for?"

Data: "The future of the franchise, sir. It does not appear to be here."

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK:"Perhaps we should have told them about the loose bolts on the warp reactor casing.

Oh well."

DATA:"Curious. I am detecting trace amounts of pancake makeup, fiber laxative and Ben-Gay coming from this shoreline."

KOENIG:"Uh-oh.

I knew asking for more lines was gonna get me killed one of these days."

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"So...pregnant, huh?


Well. At least now I know my son isn't gay. And can get it up."

 

[Candlelight]

"Huh"
"What?"
"Oh nothing, the Bird of Prey just reminded me of an old photograph from the late twentieth century a distant relative once showed me. He used to work on a whaling ship"
"Ridiculous. If that's the same ship, I'm a pregnant half-Romulan!"

*freeze-frame ending on shot of Amanda and Saavik laughing*

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK:"What do we do now?"

AMANDA:"We write our story, Lieutenant. We write our STORY."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"It HAS to be floating out there somewhere, Data.

I ought to know. I was urinating in the water less than thirty minutes ago!!"

NIMOY:"Good news, Walter.

You DON'T die in this movie."

KOENIG:"Small comfort...seeing I still have to look like the Little Dutch Boy at a gay disco."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "We took the points off Spock's ears, and we're going to graft them on...."

Chekov: "No! You' can't do that! I'm not bifurcated!"

Kirk: "Your nipples, you idiot!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Amanda: "I wouldn't worry; I hear they have Captain Sullenberger flying."

 

[cooleddie74]

SHATNER:"I always wanted to get Walter on a gurney. Except in real life there's no jumper cables or bullwhip."

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"Don't worry, Lieutenant.

My son is with them."

(*Looks down at Saavik's pregnant belly*)

"Ohhhh, boy. Those poor bastards are gonna reach Earth in body bags."

 

[Rat Boy]

Amanda: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...they're coming RIGHT AT US!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Amanda: 'This area looks a lot like the ancient Nazca plains in Peru"
Savik: "Where do you think the idea came from?"

Data: "Captain, this water has more toxins that the Hudson river did back in the day"

All looking at the Grip girl off screen.
Shatner (thinking) God I love it when she bends over like that.
Kelly (thinking) What a pig
Nemoy (thinking)
KOENIG (thinking) Shit I hope no one spots my woody

 

[Candlelight]

"Bones... have you even been to a turkish prison?"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

The Federation/Ba'ku potluck swim meet ended abruptly when Data detected fecal matter coming from the lake.