Movie Caption Contest #77: Rising to the Occasion
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With Spock's re-education appearing to be going very well, Sulu decided to let him handle the take off.
The Federation/Ba'ku potluck swim meet ended abruptly when Data detected fecal matter coming from the lake.
The swim meet was back on when follow up scans confirmed that it was only a Baby Ruth candy bar.
As the Bird of Prey lifted off, Amanda noticed in the distance that Spock had indeed left the iron on.
With Spock's re-education appearing to be going very well, Sulu decided to let him handle the take off.
Now we know what happened to Nimoy's bike.
AMANDA: I for one welcome our new Klingon overlords.
SAAVIK: There goes the neighborhood.
Saavik: While they're doing that time-travel-around-the-sun-thingy they could kill JJ Abrams in his childhood, and save us all a lot of grief.
Data: There appears to be a temporal anomaly, Captain, in which the franchise is killed before it starts, rather then here.
Koenig: Uh. Leonard. JJ's right over there.
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"And so then I said, 'Alias and Lost are crap tv shows'. Boy, am I glad I'll never need to have anything to do with JJ ever"
See? Takeoffs are no problem. It's getting the ships to stop landing on mountain campsites that's the problem.
Yes sir. Your girlfriend's 1976 AMC Pacer is this way.
Shatner: Trust me guys, St Nowhere is going to be a smash hit.
Koenig: But I don't vant to be a tranny vith a heart of gold.
"Is it... is it that smudge over there?"
Picard's eyesight got extremely poor in his later years. Here we can see him trying to locate a Bird of Prey.
"Is that Peter Griffin...?"
"Yeah... and I think... HE'S STEALING MY COUCH!"
AMANDA:"Whew.
That was a clean take-off.
The last time Spock tried to pilot a craft off the surface of this planet, the Shir'Kahr Monasteries didn't have running water for almost an entire solar year."
DATA:"Target acquired, Captain.
Miss Kopechne is approximately one and a third meters down. Shall I contact the Senator?"
AMANDA:"Don't worry, Lieutenant. My son and his friends will make it back. They'll be alright."
SAAVIK:"It's not that.
I left my purse in their engine room."
SHATNER: "Give me just ONE small helping of ribs, Len.
Lithuanian food always gives me the runs."
DATA:"Target acquired, Captain.
Miss Kopechne is approximately one and a third meters down. Shall I contact the Senator?"
Oh my god... I feel very bad for finding this funny!
My sense of shame went missing LONNNNNG ago. I never even bothered to put it on a milk carton.
PICARD:"While you're out there, Mister Data...grab me some shellfish. I want to see if Anij's boasts about being a great cook are exaggerations or not."
DATA:"Target acquired, Captain.
Miss Kopechne is approximately one and a third meters down. Shall I contact the Senator?"
Oh my god... I feel very bad for finding this funny!
Interesting......I don't feel bad about it at all.
Oh my god... I feel very bad for finding this funny!
DATA:"Target acquired, Captain.
Miss Kopechne is approximately one and a third meters down. Shall I contact the Senator?"
My sense of shame went missing LONNNNNG ago. I never even bothered to put it on a milk carton.
So we've noticed. Repeatedly.
"Mr Data, travel forward and find the holoship, but whatever you do don't get wet."
"But sir-"
"Just do it, Data"
AMANDA:"There goes the greatest set of heroes Earth has seen in at least a century."
SAAVIK:"I'm familiar enough with Earth history, ma'am. I don't believe Jonathan Archer and his crew count under modern standards. Not after the Travis Mayweather incident with the aerosol cheese and wire mesh."
SHATNER:"Naughty, naughty, Walter.
I always KNEW you got aroused by me. You can stop pretending."
DATA:"Curious.
Why did the water just get warmer?"
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