Movie Caption Contest #69: A Little Pick-Me Up

[Rat Boy]

Calm down, calm down! It's time for another caption contest. First, let's address...

For the first picture of Chekov finding out the price of shaking it more than twice, our winner is:

In the heat of the moment Checkov neglected to look at the label, learning far too late that he had used tobasco sauce instead of KY.

For the picture of Crusher and Nurse Ogawa trying to reassure Lily that everything will be all right in spite of the fact that there's an army of Borg just outside of sickbay, our winner is:

Despite the loss of his mohawk, BA Baracus' fear of flying reached epic proportions when they mentioned they were on a spaceship

And finally, for that infamous picture of Spock that kept a few of you up at night, our winner is:

Spock practices the universal sign for oxygen depletion.

Last but not least, our Photoshop winner:

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet


Atavachron

Congratulations to the winners and here's our updated totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 32
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 30
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 23
Gertch 19
The Laughing Vulcan 16
Outpost4 15
Shatmandu 15
Turd Ferguson 11
Triskelion 11
Diesel Micky Dolenz 10
Nebusj 10
scottydog 10
BriGuy 9
EliyahuQeoni 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
middyseafort 7
DS9Sega 7
Tharpdevenport 6
John_Picard 5
SciFi75 5
Atavachron 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
LeadHead 4
Finn 4
Herkimer Jitty 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
jptrekker 3
Bad Atom 3
Peach Wookie 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
Mistral 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1
Cky 1


This week, since it is the season of giving, we have four pictures. All right, real reason was that I had trouble picking just two. First, we have Chekov now understanding why they put handles on their space suits. The second is your typical fan boy reaction to the continuity violation of Chekov meeting Khan. Our third is Geordi literally having all of Data's marbles. Finally, Data rushes to finish his last-minute Christmas shopping on Planet Hell. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Khan: "You didn't flush. I never forget a feces."

The only way the Augments would let Chekov and Terrell sing their duet of "Ebony and Ivory" was with their helmets on.

Data: "My dignity?"

Data: "Do not worry, Mr. Grayson. Batman will not dress you up in that ridiculous costume any more."

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"There...now you can change my light bulb. Being a genetic superman has its advantages, but being tall enough to reach the ceiling isn't one of them."

KHAN:"There.

NO NORMAL HUMAN can endure an endless loop of Rick Astley songs piping over helmet speakers! They will talk and cooperate...trust me."

DATA:"Oh.

THAT'S where I left my virginity subroutines."

Data had to clean up the cave droppings pronto before Mama Sehlat returned with her young.

 

[cooleddie74]

"DON'T make me force you to hang my Christmas track lighting, Mister Chekov."

 

[Cky]

Kahn gives Chekov a stern telling off after Chekov accidently took the whole bottle of groth hormones.

Chekov & Tarrell: WHY DO THEY KEEP REPEATING EPISODES OF ENTERPRISE? IT'S NOT EVEN A MEDIOCRE SHOW!!!

Data: Could... They be a little bigger?

Thinking quickly, Data takes the child and attempts to run from horrible captions.

 

[cooleddie74]

TERRELL:"Damn, boy!

Pavel wasn't kidding when he told me about your wire hoisting skills, was he?"

CHEKOV:"Never gonna give you up..."

TERRELL:"Never gonna let you down..."

CHEKOV:"Never gonna roam around and...hurt you!"

GEORDI:"This was the problem, Data. Why you couldn't access your stored memories.

Someone put outmoded Tandy parts in your positronic net. "

"Predictable.

As soon as I pick my fabric color and size, the Caveman Tailor decides to take an extended lunch break."

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "The prostitute you sent to my quarters had an adam's apple. I never forget a face."

Khan: "Your suits' easy-open backflaps make for easy buggering, do they not?"

Geordi: "This fell out of your pantleg."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I never forget a face.

Or a bent, misshapen penis with a wart on it. DO I, lover?"

KHAN:"No normal person can take this much Amy Winehouse and not go mad. Soon they'll crack."

DATA:"My apologies, Geordi.

I had Mexican servo lubricant for lunch."

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win!

No, no no! BOTH R2 units can't have a bad motivator, otherwise there's no story! 3PO! You can't bare your chest if Luke is doing it! And jawas, stop humping the droids! This is the worst musical production ever!

Spot passed your nipples.

Serving wench! I wanted a beer, not a white Russian!

 

[cooleddie74]

TERRELL:"Darmok and Jalad at SHUT THIS DAMN POLKA MUSIC THE HELL OFF!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"There...see it?

There's something hung in the air conditioning vent. Can you pull it out?"

 

[John Picard]

Kahn: "Say *VAT* again, mutha-fucka!"

Khan: "You're wearing EV suits, you nimrods! The bukkake won't be *that* bad".

Data: "Magic beans? Interesting...Please tell me more, Geordi."

 

[Rat Boy]

Khan: "Awwwwww, did you make boom-booms in your space suits?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Plaxico Burress' gun goes off again, this time hitting Eli Manning, too.

 

[Triskelion]

Sir? They've already got gerbils.

You ate a lot of burritos, Data. Better attach the 5 7/8 sphincter with iris-action.

It's been 31 minutes. We're not paying.

 

[Finn]

Data: What's this? Why am I here?
Geordi: This morning, Commander Riker's left foot slipped off your console and sprained his ankle. He's okay. He is sleepin in Troi's quarters right now. The Captain isn't too happy about your experiment with tobacco chewing.

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "One pill makes you larger, the other makes you small."

Data: "I see. Viagra and Flomax."

 

[Candlelight]

"I never forget a face"
"But I wasn't in season one"
"Oh... oh well in that case I'll let you go. Clearly a case of misunderstanding"

"...and then we left Earth in the year 1996, shortly after the Eugenic Wars and-"
"STOP IT, WE CAN'T TAKE THE FICTIONAL AND REAL REALITIES CRASHING TOGETHER ANYMORE!!"

"Oh great Data, thanks, sneeze all over my hand why don't you"

"Quickly! Michael Jackson is coming! We must get these people to safety!"

(I guess that one's equally funny when you think of the Son'a...)

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Khan: I never forget a face... Mr. Sulu.
Chekov: He wasn't in that episode either.
Khan: Okay... I never forget a face... Uhura.

Prison Films, 23rd Century Style.

Data: Ah, my bits and pieces... they make me fully functional, baby! Yeah!

Data: This is the last time, Wesley. By human reckoning, you have reached an age of maturity where it is no longer appropriate for me to carry you on Away Missions.

 

[Candlelight]

Chekov: "But dis isn't a street corner!"

"I... I think we should've taken the water and goldfish out BEFORE putting it on their heads"

"But Geordi, even with my enhanced vision I can barely read my lines"
"It's the only script we've got so try anyway"

"I was instructed at the academy to never work with children or animals"
"Why?"
"Because they can be troublesome and difficult"
"Why?"
"Because of the under-developed nature of the childish brain"
"Why?"
"Because as a human you have not yet developed"
"Why?"
*kills boy*