Movie Caption Contest #69: A Little Pick-Me Up

[Rat Boy]

Terrell: "Wait a minute, why is that other guy holding Chekov? And what's with that pulley in the back?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Data: Ooh, my android back is giving in. This is way too much effort to be making for a half-baked sequel.

^Inspiration:

"Ooh, the pain!!! Surely that bubbleheaded boobie could have moved you William!"

 

[Atavachron]

http://www.trekbbs.com/member.php?u=4082Naughty Boy,

Thanks for the win. I've done other things with that episode of TZ. It's sure a winner. Hey, and so am I! Huh.


Atavachron

 

[Redshirts_Widow]

Woohoo! A win!

Khan: "So let me get this straight. The Reliant is on a mission to survey this star system, and didn't even bother scanning it and counting those big planet-shaped blips? Ceti Aplha V BLEW UP!! How did you miss it?"
Chekov: "It vas my first day?"

Chekov and Terrell couldn't contain their emotion when they found out how much they could have saved if they had switched to Geiko...

Sadly Data completely misinterpreted LaForge's request to "Gimme Five"

Data: "Counselor, your boobs really HAVE firmed up haven't they?"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Khan: For fifteen years I have bulked up, pumping iron and taking HGH waiting to unleash my vengeance upon Admiral Kirk. Notice the perfection in my genetically enhanced pectorals.

Terrell: Do you think it's a good idea to tell him Ceti Alpha V's gravity is 1/16th that of the Earths?

 

[cooleddie74]

"I remember you, Mister Chekov. Clearly.

But you used to have even stupider hair. What was that? Did Kirk make you wear a dead ferral animal on your head when you first came aboard his ship or something? It was laughable."

Finding a test site for the Genesis Project:

1 million UFP credits

Beaming down to said planet to make sure it is completely lifeless:

23,000 UFP credits

Having Eurotrash in feathered hair and wearing Mad Max costumes put fanged worms into your ear canals while making you stare at bare, oiled-up chests?

Priceless

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sorry, Geordi.

The ipecac will not function beyond that."

"Come with me to a safer hiding place.

I like to call it my lap."

 

[Finnegan]

Kahn: "You'll have to do until my Bowflex gets fixed."

Khan: "Check out these pecs, motherfucker!!"

Data: "Inquirey: What does it mean....'exact change?'"