Khan: I never forget a face, Mr. Chekov... My god, Uhura, look at you... you've gotten so... so...
Terrell: I'm a man.
Khan: That's it.. so... so... manly.
Movie Caption Contest #69: A Little Pick-Me Up
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Khan: I never forget a face, Mr. Chekov... My god, Uhura, look at you... you've gotten so... so...
Terrell: I'm a man.
Khan: That's it.. so... so... manly.
``Um, Meester Khan sir please, I am wery impressed you can pick me up by the chest handle but you should mebbe appreciate the supporting beam vhich runs from the handle to a certain important part of the male anatomy and ... uh ... you're not looking as sympathetic as I vould have hoped.''
Now that's a strange circumstance in which to take Holy Eucharist.
``Honestly, Data. Positronic boogers?''
``You need not worry. Even carrying you I can outrun the scary Giant Cave Eggplant.''
Khan: "Why is there a handhold on the front?"
Khan: "Laugh with me, Chekov! Laugh with me!"
Geordi: "Your kidney stones, Data."
Data: "You may proceed to sell them on eBay"
Uncle Data punishes young Jim Kirk for wrecking his Corvette.
KHAN: I never forget a face...
CHEKOV: Dats interesting, since my hair vas wery curly back deen.
Guy behind Chekov: Squeal like a pig
GEORDI: I think the upgrade should stop the snickering in the locker room. You wanna keep the old ones?
Data's plan to block the entrance using children met with universal disapproval.
Chekov: "Thanks Khan, but when I said I needed a pick-me-up, I was hoping for a herb tea."
Chekov & Terrell: "Mr Fantasy, the plane, the plane!"
Khan: "You're not putting enough feeling into it gentlemen."
Geordi: "Sorry it took so long Data, but Tasha's final will and testament finally came through probate. You can have your testicles back now."
Data: "It's quite a skill to do this without any inappropriate touching."
you have a booger in your left nostril
You ate my Booger ahhhhhh hahahahaha
Geordi- here is a blue positronic diode and a red positronic diode
Data - which one should I use.
Geordi- one makes you forget everything and you think you are in the matrix movie.
Data - The other?
Geordi- you will not know till you use it.
Data - I will use both.
Geordi- this is star trek not the matrix silly data trips are for kids.,
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"No, Mr. Chekov, the mullet was not a Russian invention, but one created by my genetically enhanced intellect over 200 years before you were born."
"I was also the talent agent behind Vomit's successful 1986 album, 'A Valentine For the Fans,' as you are now hearing over your helmet's internal speakers."
"I appear to be missing several memory ingrams and my testicles... there they are."
"Rat Boy is in trouble! I had a homosexual joke all set to go this week but there is no Sulu image!"
CHEKOV:"Vas it someting I augmented?"
KHAN:"Perfect.
The gag itching powder works flawlessly. Now we use it in Admiral Kirk's service pants!"
Data scat.
The worst kind to step on.
"When we get back to the village, do not tell your parents or Captain Picard about any of this.
I have...priors. And possible warrants."
CHEKOV/TERRELL:"When a maaaaaaaaan loves a woman...
can't keep his Ceti Eels to himself..."
"What is it with you Starfleet types and wanting to shout my name so often?"
Khan: "The winner is the first one to break the helmet glass with a perfect high 'C'. He will be free to go. The loser...well, me and the boys have been here a LONG time......
KHAN:"Bad mouth our laundry habits ONCE MORE..."
GEORDI:"SPIT THEM ALL OUT, Data.
That's the last time I let you near my rare box of Silicon Triscuits."
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