Movie Caption Contest #68: It's a Perfect Time to Panic!

[Rat Boy]

The rig for the flying sequences chaffed a little in the crotch.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock: "Like OH MY GOD! That dress is so CUTE on you, V'ger!"

 

[Candlelight]

Spock: "THE WOMEN!"

Can someone explain this one to me? I don't get it.

 

[Crazy Eddie]

After this latest "accidental" shooting, Chekov begins to wonder why people keep mistaking him for somebody named "Bester"

Crusher: It's no use. Berman wrote us into a hole and none of us can leave until the Captain finds the reset button.

"Yes, Uhura, just like that... yes... like a tootsie pop... oh yyyAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGG!!!!

 

[Kirby]

Koenig: "AHHHHH!" See? I'm a much better actor then Anton Yelchin, really. Why won't you guys believe me?

Crusher: "Damnit Lily, for the last time you're going to be all right. You're on the Enterprise, not Voyager!"

Spock thought he had seen it all until V'Ger showed him 'two space probes, one cup.'

 

[Shatmandu]

Hey, I won this one, too! What a week!

No one ever owned up to putting the lighter fluid in Chekov's Astroglide.

Starfleet exosuit waste extractors were built by the lowest bidder.

 

[Redshirts_Widow]

CHEKEOV: "I svear, V'ger just stole my watch! It vas right here!"
KIRK: "Try the other wrist pavel...."

Despite the loss of his mohawk, BA Baracus' fear of flying reached epic proportions when they mentioned they were on a spaceship

The exact moment that Nimoy (having turned down a piddly little sequel TV series and declaring "I am not Spock") heard that a motion picture was going to be made instead and bellowed "YOU BET I'M SPOCK!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock's last words, to V'Ger: "I won't come in your mouth."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "SO EASY A VULCAN COULD USE IT?!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Cornholing, 23rd Century Style.

 

[M'Sharak]

Spock: "THE WOMEN!"

Can someone explain this one to me? I don't get it.

It's Spock line from this scene in "The Cage" which has become a Caption Contest and Shouting Spock! trope.

 

[Outpost4]

"Damn it, Sulu, you said you'd warn me before you came!"

Nimoy always didn't feel so gracious towards naked, fat women.

 

[John Picard]

{voiceover} "Where will *you be* when your diarrhea returns?"

 

[M'Sharak]

A two-pronged short in the suit's moisture sensor, captured at the moment Spock became aware of it.

 

[Candlelight]

^ Thanks M'Sharak. I remember it now.

"Alas poor Yorik, I knew him- hey, who stole my skull??"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Chekov learns why fisting a Deltan is strictly against Starfleet regulations.

Lily: "Imus is on board? Oh, you better let me at that motherf...."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Nimoy gets a vision of all the future Star Trek Movies.

 

[Rat Boy]

Fan reaction to the updated version of the trailer.

 

[Candlelight]

"I have had it with these mother fuckin' Borg on this mother fuckin' space ship"

 

[cooleddie74]

When you need electrical plasma work done on your starship...

DO IT RIGHT.

Rigel Brothers Rerouting and Wiring

Since 2169...your guaranteed EPS provider.(TM)

LILY:"Your bathroom!

NOW!!!!!

Z made me try his cabbage stew a few hours ago!!"

SPOCK:"FASCINATING.

Despite all known science and logic...it is butter!"