Movie Caption Contest #67: Sorry About the Mess

[scorpius1701]

Number One, I'll tell you a secret...I have never liked this fucking ship.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Laddie, I suppose this is what you get for building yer starship in space rather than on the ground like the good 'ole Enterprise no bloody A or B.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Remember, I was off the ship when this happened!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: The bitch about this is that I hadn't yet put Troi on our driver's insurance.
Riker: Look, I said I was sorry. It won't happen again.
Picard: Yeah, not going to get one dime for this.
Riker: I said SORRY. And we don't even use money anymore.
Picard: Yep, nothing. Zip. Not covered.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "Tell Ensign Chakotay his bitch ass is fired. I'd rather have Counselor Troi drive blindfolded and loaded up with 12 martinis"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: I'm telling you, Number One, with a little love, you can flip this starship and make a big profit. Veridian III is prime location. Prime. 20 minutes to Veridian IV at warp.
Riker: There's nothing to do on Veridian IV.
Picard: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"So....

does dis mean...

no Movie Night?"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"A little Spackle and a wet vac...this place will look as good as ruined."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: After all these years... I finally got the last word.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Oh, well. More booze for me at the after-party."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty gets a preview of the next Caption Contest and is emotionally scarred for life.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Harriman: "One more Ferris Bueller joke, and I will flip the fuck out, man!"