"Actually, Number One, I always thought the Bridge needed a proper skylight. Those damn fluoros always depressed me."
Movie Caption Contest #67: Sorry About the Mess
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"Actually, Number One, I always thought the Bridge needed a proper skylight. Those damn fluoros always depressed me."
SCOTTY: Time to retire and forget this ever happened
"Borgas frat.
We'll have to watch the bloody movie from the very back. All the front seats are taken!"
PICARD:"In spite of it all...all we've been through...this near-tragedy...losing the Enterprise...I still have one thing to cling to.
My uniform is STILL better than yours."
HARRIMAN:"Was...was he...?!"
SCOTTY:"Afraid so, laddie.
Sucked out. But not the way he always wanted."
Scotty: "This is terrible, this is a disaster, this is awful, this is-"
Harriman: "No, no, no, I said he WAS killed in here"
Scotty: "Oh... oh thank god for that!"
"My God... vas anyvone in here?"
"Aye. This was the screening room for the Final Frontier, laddie."
Stewart: So, Brooks' test results came back... turns out he DOES have crabs.
Frakes: Ah. I was wondering why my nuts were itching so bad.
PICARD: Whe she crashes a ship she really crashes a ship!
CHEKOV:"Vas anyone in here?"
SCOTTY:"Aye.
The only person who paid to see NEMESIS."
PICARD:"Look at it this way, Will.
Now your excuses to Deanna about not feeling like it because you have cleanup work to do are legitimate."
Yet one more senseless space-iceberg tragedy that could have been prevented.
You get sucked out...I get sucked out.
HARRIMAN: Crap, the insurance policy doesn't start 'till Tuesday!
It suddenly dawned on Scotty that the old joke about how many starfleet officers it would take to change a lightbulb in deflector control was actually three.
"I know ye dinne act too well on the bridge, laddie, but whatever ye do, don't lose your head down here"
"What makes you think whoever did this are still here, number one?"
"No offense, Number One, but your Imzadi can't drive for shit."
Picard: "Number One. Please tell me I'm not having a stroke."
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HARRIMAN:"WOW. Un-be-LIEVABLE.
We had a Deflector Control Room?!"
PICARD:"These Friday night Burning Man festivals are getting out of hand, Number One."
"So this is deck 15...? Y'know, looking at the size of the ship I would've thought Deck 15 would be much further up. The ol' Ent-A had 23 decks, and Ent-B is clearly bigger than her, so to be struck so low to the bottom of the ship you'd think..."
"He's been drinking again, hasn't he?"
"Like a whale"
HARRIMAN: Keep looking, someone has to be responsible!
PICARD: Stand still, Riker, perhaps they won't see us.
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