Movie Caption Contest #60: Confusion

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I'm not ready for the napkins yet

 

[Shatmandu]

Chang: "Our sensors picked up the teabagging of our drinks, Captain ..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win!

Chang: Is it possible to change my order to just a salad? I'm on Jenny Craig.
Kirk: Kristie Alley, 2007
Chang: I beg your pardon.

Data: I have brought the warming WD-40 like you asked.
Borg Queen: Oh, thank goodness because I'm as dry as your Dr. Crusher's (whispers).
Data: Yes, Captain Picard often has made that complaint about our chief medical officer.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHANG:"I don't see any mozarella sticks or garlic toast.

WHERE are our mozarella sticks and garlic toast, Captain?!


This dinner...is OVER...patahk!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Love means never having to forcibly use nanoprobes.(TM)

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Chang: I don't understand... if we just use these to wipe our mouths, then why do we have to "fluff" them as Captain Kirk suggested?

Data: Ooooooh... I get SO turned on when you speak dirty to me in binary.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Did you do something different with your hair?

QUEEN: It's still regulation.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Intriguing. You have changed my floppy disk to a hard disk."

 

[Gagarin]

Chang: What the - those windows aren't looking out at anything! I don't even remember seeing them from the outside! Explain, Kirk!
Kirk: On occassion... we have disobeyed Probert.

 

[Rat Boy]

As the Klingons proceeded to eat the napkins, Kirk realized that the only exposure the empire had to dinner etiquette was Cookie Monster.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: On the brightside, it wasn't the good eye.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Uhura (off-camera): Would you two be so kind as not to play with my light-vibrators at the dinner table?
Kirk: Yours? I thought Sulu left these behind when he transferred to the Excelsior.

 

[Triskelion]

Chang: Where's my napkin?

Data: No surge protector, no love.
Borg Queen: Good thing my head is one, lover.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHANG:"Oh for the love of Kahless...

Just because I lose ONE eye you Earthers have to be soft wimps and wrap my sharp cutlery in fabric.

Cowards."

DATA:"I have not been this intimate since stardate 48527.1...at 2106 hours...when I experimented with a structurally compatible EPS power socket in my quarters aboard the previous Enterprise."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Chang: I see it. Now I can't. I see it. Now I can't. I see it. Now I can't.
Kirk: Um, Colonel Tigh called and he'd like that bit back.

 

[Triskelion]

^

Chang: I still fail to see how we can dine on a table with no blood grooves.
Kirk: They'll be introduced on the next Intrepid class starships for these occasions.

Data: Oh. So it wasn't a bullet bra, but your.... Sorry, I've got to take this call.
Borg Queen: I didn't hear any ring.
Data: It's on vibrate.
Borg Queen: So are these, baby.

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "The last female I had intercourse with needed a tetanus shot."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Do you prefer Pennzoil 5W-30 or Valvoline 10W-30?"

 

[cooleddie74]

CHANG:"What's for dessert?"

KIRK:"My Earther foot up your smelly, dirty Klingon ass if you ask me that one more time, Captain Eatstoomuch."

DATA:"Have you ever...BEEN...with an artificial life form before?"

BORG QUEEN:"Does Brannon Braga on his casting couch count?"

 

[cooleddie74]

CHANG:"See this?

Any of you patahks try to take any of my food off my plate...and this goes in your EYE. And then we'll be even."