Movie Caption Contest #60: Confusion

[Atavachron]

Chang: "Now Captain, we remove the lids and pour the pellets into the drink."

Atavachron

 

[Mistral]

Atavachron

Product placement in movies is getting way out of hand.

 

[Rat Boy]

Mentos TM: the honorable maker!

 

[Gertch]

Chang was taken aback by how alive Uhura's hills looked.

 

[Outpost4]

Thanks for the win, Rat Boy.

Christopher Plummer was well known for chewing the scenery, but before Trek, never for chewing the napkin.

 

[Outpost4]

Data: Yeoman Rand, is that you?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Chang: "That's good and all, but what end do the lasers shoot out of?"

Queenie: "Does this robotic body make me look fat?"

Data: "Ah-"

Need a moment?

CHEW IT OVER WITH SNICKERS.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Bergeron? No, Captain, I don't believe I've heard of him. Why?"

 

[Amaris]

"And in the midst of it all, the hubbub and the chatter, the tootinking and tootattering of silverware aclatter, the smaptrabbering and dabbering of ale laden glasses, and the gossamer pooting of Klingon car-casses, Chang could have swore he heard a small voice, a voice of a who...Cindy Lou Who, age 2."

"All that I want is a silicon girl, with silicon lips and silicon hair, sha la la, la la la, you're my silicon girl, so come into my silicon world..."


J.

 

[Outpost4]

Chang; Whoo - a light saber!
Kirk: Wrong franchise, you idiot.

Data: I know guys who'd love a girl with a handle like yours.

 

[Rat Boy]

For an android, protection entailed a level twelve force field.

 

[Starbreaker]

I CAN HAZ BURRITO TELESKOPE?

 

[Rat Boy]

Data's about to find out that the term "Borg Queen" is a double entendre."

 

[Outpost4]

Data: And I thought I had skin complexion issues!

 

[scottydog]

Data: "That's it. I'm quitting match.com".

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Sorry. I'm 220.

Kirk: Chang, the Carnac bit might impress these new people but do you have to dust it off for every dinner party??
Chang: Don't make a scene, dear.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "Um, would you, like this Thursday, there's this party on Holodeck 2, um, like would you, like wanna, I mean you don't have to if you don't... um... will you go out with me?"

Borg Queen: "Sorry Sweetie, I'm lubing my head that night."

 

[Candlelight]

"Chang, would you join me in a laugh?"
"A wha-"
"Your head looks like a fanny! Ahahahahaha!"
"Have you no decency, Kirk?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"No offense, Miss...but I could split you in two with my hydraulic, super-compressed Crotch Action."

CHANG:"What...no gummi targs?

I'm leaving."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I am programmed in...multiple premature ejaculation techniques.

A...a variety of shameful dysfunctions."