Movie Caption Contest #37: Off-Duty

[Gertch]

"Don't turn away. I'm sorry we have to keep meeting in these out of the way places."

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "Shhhh. Farmers are only gay if their bulls touch ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"This Caption Contest may be over...

But I'M just getting started, Cupcake!"

 

[USS Mariner]

"Jim, you do realize that the monitor keeps saying 'I see you masturbate'?"

"Well, I did get it as a gift from Sulu..."

"Did somebody order a 'happy ending' for their beefcake brownie?"

"That piece of golden shit. Over two billion songs and not one thing from MC Hammer. He isn't human."

"Are you sure that 'Head in the Haystack' is a real game"?

"Would you rather play "Dick in the Haystack"?

"It is more easily detached."

*kid smiles*