Movie Caption Contest #37: Off-Duty

[Candlelight]

"Well... according to the map there's supposed to be a forest near here but I don't see any trees"

 

[Bad Atom]

"This just doesn't feel right without James Spader."

"I'm trying not to make a suggestive remark about the size of that wrench you got there, but damn if it isn't tempting..."

Geordi decided to run some theoretical simulations before attempting his threesome.

Data used the powerful magnets built into his posterior and found the needle in record time.

 

[S'kai]

Alan: I have to give it to you. I had my misgivings. But coming to the Star Trek Experience was a great idea. Even the rented costumes were fun.

Denny: I liked the Coast Guard uniforms better.

 

[Shatmandu]

Takei: "... and when we get over Shatner's pool, I'll stick my ass out and take a dump in it."
Pilot: "Just like we did with Koenig's?"

 

[cultcross]

"In the event of a farmyard landing, I have been designed to serve as a camouflage device"

 

[Outpost4]

"I didn't think a needledick in a haystack joke was necessary, Artim."

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "I have found the missing pitchfork."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "The Retinax shrank my testicles. Fuck that shit."

 

[Rat Boy]

Denny Crane: "Funny; didn't Scalia look like Admiral Hayes?"

 

[Candlelight]

Sulu: "Yes, you're absolutely right. You WOULD be hard-pressed to find a caption this entry of me without some sexual reference"

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's not that I'm getting old, Bones.

It's that I'm getting too old to prowl the female showers at the Academy."

"Got room for a lift?

I'm trying to get to the Gay Asians Who Can't Sing convention in Sausalito."

"Reg did this, dammit.

How many times do I have to tell him NOT to use avatars of naked holodeck girls on his PADD reports?"

DATA:"Curious.

That hay fever theory is full of shit."

 

[Gertch]

"Sur-prise"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Data hated playing hide and seek with Capt. Terrell.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Sulu:Are those assless chaps you have on?

Balok:"YOU HAVE ONE EARTH MINUTE TO FIND THE NEEDLE!"

 

[Triskelion]

Uh oh. Choppers, Beej.

 

[John Picard]

Alan: "Do you really think it will be possible?"

Denny: "I don't see why not. Spock says we can slingshot around the sun to go back in time. Once I get back to the 23rd Century, Shirley Schmidt will be all mine."


Alan: {disapprovingly} "Hmmmm. I think it's time I get measured for some pants."

 

[cooleddie74]

"You ever feel life passed you by, Bones?

It didn't so much pass ME by. It sat on me, farted and then left a skid mark."

"This a Huey 204?

That used to be my screen name in the Hardcore Gay Chat Rooms."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Eye glasses? Fuck you, Bones! When your next birthday comes up, I'm giving you a box of Depends, you sick asshole!"

Sulu: "You have girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny! Me love you long time!"

Geordi: "Ugh. How the hell the Doctor can put up with this whiny bitch is beyond me."

Data discovers that in fact hay is for horses.

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: That Commodore Pet on the desk? I have a "fondness for antiques."

Sulu: I was hoping you might have a "fondness for antiques." <wink>

 

[Outpost4]

"Wrench?...nuts?...I think I'll find another helicopter..."