Movie Caption Contest #235: The Return!

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! Sorry for this contest being stagnant for so long! Everyone lets thank Candlelight for giving it a boost to keep things moving along. And from me personally, thank you.

As for winners, Candlelight was correct, everyone from my last contest is a winner! I did however go back and choose ones for special shout outs. Also, we will now have our winners from the Candlelight contest here, so get ready.......

First up to the plate, we have the Shout out for "Dangerous Security Threat" goes to:

Crusher: "Have you considered allowing Jesus Christ into your life?"

Worf: "Run! They're everywhere! Regroup on deck 12!"

Our next shout out for "Character Progression" goes to:

RIKER: Wait, isn't that a priceless relic?
PICARD: To TV Picard, yes. To Action Picard, no. {smash}

Our Shout out for "At least you have an idea of where they are" goes to:

Kirk: "Bones... what do you mean, you think you left the car keys back up on Deck 1?"

Now, we move into our awards for the new contest, the "Did you invent anything else?" Award, goes to:

Chekov: You know it vas the Russians zat inwented news reporters.

Next, we have the "No, it hasn't been there for long and no it won't be there for much longer" Award, going to:

Redshirt on right: Hey guys, not sure if this is the right moment to ask, but how long has this station been here?

Next, we have the "Didn't see that coming, eh?" Award, going to:

Kirk: *wheezing* ....and Spock ended up with Uhura? I would have never guessed!

There were 2 great photoshops that I just loved from the older contest, they duked it out in my brain, my brain lost. They both get the shout outs here!

SHATNER: I know they said TNG would bury TOS, I just didn't think it would be literal!

Picard: I'm gone for just a couple hours and you manage to get my ship destroyed by an antique Klingon Bird of Prey....
Riker: At least I didn't get Kirk killed.

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for your patience and I am please to say, Lets start a new contest!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Lily: (screams)

Picard: Number One, please put your pants back on.

Data: It is honorable for Klingons to wear perfume, Sir.

Kirk: Wow, Uhura's really going for it with that dance! Wait, shouldn't we be closer to keep them from taking her away?

SpocK: Whoops.

 

[Candlelight]

No problem. Happy to have helped.

"Whoa!"
"As you can see, Mr Riker also prefers something in satin."

"I SAID PIMPLE!"

Spock: "Uhura has successfully distracted the others Captain."
Kirk: "Spock... head back to the shuttle... I need some... alone time"

 

[Lance]

LILY (shrieking): "Look, a mouse!"
PICARD (also shrieking): "Where, where?"

 

[shivkala]

TFTW(s)!

Picard: This viewscreen is showing us what the Borg have assimilated. The computer banks contain the entirety of human history, as recorded on the internet...and...oh, my God, they've found "2 Girls, 1 Cup"!

Ever since Data had the emotion chip installed, he developed an ear sucking fetish. Surprisingly, Picard didn't mind it.

Kirk: ...you and Uhura?

Spock: I believe the term is, "I hit that."

 

[Kevman7987]

Picard: Is that man?... With that donkey?... Oh no...

Lily: I'm disgusted, but I can't... look... away...

Data: *whispers*

Picard: Really? That's why she married him? So I guess the rumors are true.

Spock: Jim, is Uhura's nude fan dance drawing their attention up the hill?

Kirk: It's certainly drawing something up... In my pants...

Spock: Gross...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Data (whispering): "Ask him if it is a good day for pie. Trust me. It will be funny."

 

[Candlelight]

"The teachers will crack any minute. Purple monkey dishwasher."

 

[Triskelion]

Lily: I think I'm gonna be sick! What is that Klingon doing to that Betazoid??
Jean: Starfleet can't prepare us for these situations!

Data: whisperwhisperwhisper...
Picard: <chuckles>
Worf: Shrinkage! Shrinkage!

Kirk: Altairian ostrich feathers.
Spock: Sigh. I remember when she could do that with a couple tiny silk fans.
Kirk: In for a penny in for a pound, Spock. You handle this. I've got some freshman yeomen to surprise inspect.

 

[inflatabledalek]

FTW!

Picard and Lilly: ADMIRAL Janeway?!?!

Data: ... Worf Sir.

Picard: Ah yes, nice to meet you Mr Worf.

Spock: The plan to distract the horsemen with your famous Cylon impression seems to have failed Captain.

 

[Maurice]

PICARD: And that's the script for Insurrection.
LILY: (gasps in horror)

PICARD: Whispering sweet nothings requires words, Mr. Data.

SPOCK: As I said, those binoculars will not give you X-Men type Cyclops eye rays.
KIRK: Dammit!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Oh my God! Somebody left the Marquis de Sade holodeck program running overnight!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Lily and Picard get a preview of the next two TNG films.

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

Kirk: Dang. I was hoping Uhura would be the one to do that palm dance.
Spock: However, you have to admit Scotty is doing a good job.

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Yes. I believe we've all run that particular holoprogram, Data. Yes, half human half Klingon is a rather...satisfying combination. What?? You made her holographic husband watch? Cried the whole time, did he?

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

Oh, my... Is that a pimple?

 

[JirinPanthosa]

LILY: If the Borg can go back in time at will why didn't they do it before they got to Earth?
PICARD: Ssh.

DATA: He likes Sisko better than you.
PICARD: Impossible.

KIRK: I've decided. The blue one on the left.
SPOCK: For all the years I've served with you I had no idea you scouted out your love interests ahead of time.

 

[Nebusj]

``This is not the time, Riker, now put your pants back on!''
``How did he even fit a hot tub in here?''

Mmmm-wah! ``Have a good day at the Space Office, dear.''

``Really, Captain? You packed us nothing but sandwiches?''

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Remind me to get Geordi to uninstall Data's "Koothrappali Subroutine" when we get back.

WORF: I am not a woman!

 

[Lance]

"No really, Spock. Sulu brought me back this really neat Game from his trip to the planet Risa. You see, all I need to do here is will these disc things to fly themselves into those little hoops..."