Movie Caption Contest #234: Look out!

[The Green Monster]

Thanks for the Win!

Riker: Is this Beverly's underwear?

Picard: I guess I'll throw this away. We only can take one item with us.

 

[Crewman Commander]

LeadHead, thanks for the double win! I'm honored.

McCoy: Just how many decks did you say, again?

Spock: Seventy-eight.

Kirk: Well, I'm ready!

Kirk: At least, canonically, this dwarfs the JJPrise, right?

Spock: Fascinating.

 

[Triskelion]

Worf: Captain it's too late! The mimes have sealed off the deck with their invisible box!

 

[Captain Cragen]

Lt. Worf happily lived his life by the simple warrior's code, "NO MIMES!"

Worf: Halt there, Mime!
Crusher: Just wait one minute -- I am no mime, a Romulan sprayed me with pepper spray and I can't see...

 

[Lance]

Kirk: "Bones... what do you mean, you think you left the car keys back up on Deck 1?"

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

McCoy begins humming "Twenty Flight Rock"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

McCoy: Jim, I don't recognize this part of the ship. Where the hell are we?

Spock: I am also unable to ascertain our location. It appears to be some kind of spacecraft exit apparatus.

Voiceover: Countdown to Viper launch in 5...4...3...

(beat)
Kirk: Crap.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Worf: This enough lense-flare for you Mr. Abrahms?

Picard: And then this Star Fleet phoney came up to me and said "Hey, you like archaeology, have this priceless historical artefact as a gift" and I'm like "I don't need your history!" so I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

*SMASH*

Kirk: We'd better get Sybok down here STAT, the amount of continuity and production errors in this scene are going to give the fans a whole world of pain for him to take away.

 

[The Green Monster]

First Officer's Log: I let Deanna drive. My captaincy is on hold once again.

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

RIKER: Argyle, MacDougal, Logan... how many dead Chief Engineers did you stash in this crawlspace?

 

[UssGlenn]

Picard: Look at this Number One, the entire lower portion was smashed, good thing I loaned the original to the Smithsonian.

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Open your mind to the past; art, history, philosophy, and all this may mean something.

Riker: Whose foot is that?

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "This seems like it'll be one of our more exotic missions."

Spock: "Sir, you would be correct if you consider a 1970s Earth hotel elevator exotic."

Kirk: "Well, the 70s were tough. All that polyester was hard on the body."

Spock: "Indeed."

 

[Candlelight]

Crusher: "Have you considered allowing Jesus Christ into your life?"

Worf: "Run! They're everywhere! Regroup on deck 12!"

Picard: "Man... what the hell did I just poop??"

Bones: "This ship's supposed to have 23 decks, why are there over 70 in this shaft?"

Kirk: "You think that's bad, we're currently standing on deck 1 and will arrive at deck 78."

Bones: "What the hell-"

Kirk: "Trust me, it'll look awesome, here we go!"

 

[Triskelion]

Worf: Voles!
Crusher: Dammit Worf! I told you no shooting for an hour after lasik!

Picard: Come along, Earl Grey. You're my real Number One.

Spock: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit!

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: You think this is scary; try an untethered EVA spacewalk inside a trans-galactic robotic alien probe hell bent on the destruction of all interstellar species in its path.

Kirk: But enough about Nurse Chapel.

 

[R. Star]

Kirk: It seems like we've been here a long time.
Spock: LeadHead stated he won't start the next contest until we reach the top.
McCoy: Screw the next contest then.

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

MCCOY: It's a long way to the top.

SPOCK: If you wanna Rock and Roll.

KIRK: What?

SPOCK: Ah...nothing.

 

[Triskelion]

McCoy: I haven't felt this woozy since last year's Free Pap Smear Week.
Kirk: Tunnel vision?
Spock: Indeed.

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

PICARD: Where'd this come from?