Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Jun 19, 2013.
Just a few minutes ago I saw a Klingon with a gorch this big... oh, there he is!
Kirk: "I can't see anything but a red haze! When the hell is Starfleet going to stop giving equipment supply contracts to the lowest bidder!"
Kirkles: I see a femme d'un certain âge performing une danse exotique.
Spockles: You mean Uhura shaking her moneymaker for hinterland day laborers.
Lily: It's horrible! What in God's name is it?
Picard: That's just Wesley.
Data: Take care Captain.
[Kisses Picard on the cheek]
Spock: Jim, quit hogging the binocculars! I want to watch Uhura's fan dance!
Spock: "As the Klingons would say, it is a good day to spy."
Spock: No, Jim. I do not believe we can hide the Enterprise under the sand dunes.
Kirk: "Dammit, I've got sand in my boot!"
Spock: "Could be worse. Imagine where Commander Uhura has sand right about now."
KIRK:There are two Banthas down there but I don't see any...wait a second, they're Sandpeople all right. I can see one of them now.
Kirky: The Big Apple!
Kirky: Viva Las Vegas!
Spooky: Put the Viewmaster away, Jim. It is time to go to work. Honestly, you would think Starfleet - wait, Boise?
Thanks for the win!
Picard: A gorch?! You Klingons never do anything small do you?
Data: Counselor Troi said something similar once.
Kirk: Spock, they have a three breasted cat woman! I'm going in!
Spock: Illogical. For so many reasons.
Spock: "I'm coming with you, it would only be logical for her to "motor-boat" us both at the same time."
Kirk: Okay, Spock. You provide the distraction to the east while I circle to the west and infiltrate the building.
Spock: Captain, I do not understand why it is necessary for us to disrupt Doctor McCoy's romantic weekend.
Kirk: He said that my love life was "Dead, Jim!"
Troi (offscreen): I sense a great deal of distress from the two of you.
Picard: No kidding!
Data: No, there appears to be no brain-damaging eels borrowing through to the Captain's brain.
Worf: Sorry Captain, but Data's examination was necessary after your archaeological expedition to Ceti Alpha V. Though finding items from the Botany Bay vessel is hardly archaeological....
Kirk: I wish these binoculars were a visor instead.
McCoy (offscreen): Those things work so damn well they could make the blind see! Thought you'd need them since those reading glasses I gave you broke a while back....
Kirk: No, you wouldn't.
Spock: Captain, I believe I would indeed tap that.
Kirk: Not in this reality.
Lilly: You know, that whole thing about not getting paid, I could get used to that I guess.
But this thing about not having walls around your bathrooms - damn, man!
Spock: By your command.
Kirk: Cut it out, Spock.
KIRK:These X-Ray Specs work great!
SPOCK: I still say we should have gotten the submarine.
Lily: A motherfunking tap dancing android??
Picard: Hit the deck!
Data: I - love you.
Picard: I know.
Worf: I warned you about Chewbacca references! <stuns them both>
Kirk: I see...a milf shifting her affections in exchange for currency notes.
Spock: Logical bitch.
SPOCK: As you can see Captain, Uhura was correct in saying her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Kirk: "You know, Spock, rumor has it that you boffed her back at the Academy."
Spock: "Rumor has it you pee sitting down."
Kirk: "Whoa! Touchy subject, Mr. Spock?"
New Contest has begun!
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