Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Santa Garrus, Apr 8, 2013.
Beverly: "Don't shoot! I'm a main character!"
Picard: "Eh, I'll just get another one on Space Etsy."
Bones: "What the hell music video did we just walk into?!"
Picard: Alas, poor Rat Boy, I knew him well Shatmandu.
Bones: "Damnit, this isn't the turboshaft! We've walked into a matte painting!"
McCoy: "This is a turbolift shaft?"
Kirk: "Jesus, why so much multi-colored lighting?"
Spock: "Whatever the reason, Captain, I believe we have found the cause of our excessive energy usage."
Crusher: Worf, is that you I hear?
Worf: Yes, Doctor. Why are your eyes closed?
Crusher: Standard procedure in case of loose Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts of Traal, Worf. I, um, lost my towel and had to improvise.
Picard: So much destruction, Will, what are we going to do?
Riker: Well, sir, there is a way we could go back in time to prevent all of this...
Leonard Nimoy: Bill, again, as a fellow director, I hate to step all over your motion picture directorial debut, but, what is going on with this scene?
William Shatner: It may look like crap now, but, trust me, when it gets re-released in 3-D for it's 30th anniversary, it's going to look awesome!
Worf: So that's where they put the ship's toilet.
Crusher: Occupado, Worf! Occupado!
Spock: Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking, And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ahhh.
Kirk: "So let me get this straight... you shrunk us down to microscopic size in order to fight the infection inside lieutenant Uhura, but you couldn't get us in through any oral pathways. So where the hell are we?"
McCoy: "Lets just say we're about to go where only Scotty has gone before."
Spock: "And most of deck 17 from what I'm hearing."
BONES: Do you get the feeling something's wrong?
KIRK: Yeah... the absence of doors for turbolift stops.
BONES: That, too.
Crusher: "Oh, sorry. I guess this isn't the right room. Worf, would you by any chance know where the modern dance lunch-n-learn is being held?"
Worf: "No, I do not, but you'd better get there quickly..." <brief pause> "...because your 'jazz hands' need some work."
You really haven't played Blind Man's Buff, unless you've played it in the original Klingon.
I'm surprised no ones photoshopped someone else coming out of the Jeffries tube...
Bones: Couldn't we just disable the grav plating and float safely the whole distance?
Spock: The Captain has always known - he'll die alone. <Powers boots>
Bones: !@#$% jerks.
Finally noticed what you did there.
Ha, thought I could slip one by!
Your mistake was not adding a caption, which makes one look twice at the image to see if you did something.
Worked on me until someone pointed it out. Nice photoshop.
Good advice Maurice!
Worf: I thought I saw movement, Captain. But it is just carbonite Han Solo.
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