Movie Caption Contest #201: "Shenanigans Part 1"

[Bob Karo]

Director: What the hell, Frakes! Why did you get forehead prosthetics from makeup??? You're on the call sheet for Riker - Riker - he's human, remember?

Assisant: whisper whisper mutter mutter

Director: oh... shit... Sorry, Frakes. Action!

Patrick: Jon... you're arguing with yourself again.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Riker: "Worf? What is...that?"
Worf: "I was in Ten-Forward having a prune juice, a warrior's drink, when Guinan told me about the tutu, a warrior's garment!"

 

[Maurice]

DECKER: Deltans are...different. they have both (whispers)
KIRK: Order her to take the Oath of Celibacy! Now!

It was then Spock realized it was not Bones at all but his ass-rubbing clone.

 

[Vassa]

Spock: Gentlemen, I think I'm going to just save my own ass this time, hasta la vista!

Don't stare at his girdle, don't stare at his girdle!

 

[Nerys Myk]

DECKER: Have you lost weight?...and by "weight" I mean hair.

 

[Mr Silver]

I'm going to let this contest run a further week because there haven't been many entries and that makes it hard to judge any winners! Keep captioning!

 

[Candlelight]

"Transporter room, stand by to beam the captain and Ru'Afo off the collector before she blows"
"Sir, this is transporter room one. Can't we just let him die?"
"Lieutenant you are way out of line, beam them both up, now"
"Yeah well... I got Picard's signature but... Ru'Afo's being real hard to locate-"
"LIEUTENANT, BEAM THEM UP, NOW! YOU'VE GOT FIVE SECONDS!!"
"OK, I got them. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh bugger, you'll never guess what I did"
*sigh* "...carry on, lieutenant..."

 

[Vassa]

Decker(thinking):I can't believe Ilia is coming on-board. I wonder if she still...
Kirk:Happy to see you too, Decker.

 

[Finn]

Kirk: Sorry about Ilia. Have you met Gillian?

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Kirk: Sorry about Ilia. Have you met Gillian?

Decker: Yes, she and I went to 7th Heaven together.

 

[Alrik]

Picard (os): "Will, I'm taking a page from your book and turning down the promotion to Admiral and taking over as the Commandant of the Academy....again. I've decided to stay. What do you think?"

Riker: "Fuck it, I'll take the Titan after all."

 

[Alrik]

Riker: "Fuuu fuuu fuuu...?"

Picard (OS): "Yes, yes, Numbah One, Lt. Riker laid Dianna like a new rug.

Riker: "And to think, I've been spending all that time on the Holodeck."

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk was so frustrated he wished he could punch Decker in the cleft chin of his.

McCoy: Spock remind me to feed you beans more often!

Riker : Oh damn those burritos are acting up again.

 

[Isis]

After battling salt vampires, gorns, and mugatus, it was hard to believe that the Enterprise's senior officers had never seen a beagle puppy.

 

[Isis]

Kirk (to self): "This will be a novel experience. Usually, I don't serve with anyone as pretty as I am."

Riker (to self): "If Deanna and I are going to keep cohabiting, she really needs to be more careful where she puts her stuff. Last week, when I used her spray starch instead my deodorant, was bad enough. But this morning, when I mistook her Nair for my beard conditioner, is just about the straw that breaks the camel's back."

 

[Peach Wookiee]

I declare this caption contest CLOSED!!!