Movie Caption Contest #184: Big Daddy

[Cyke101]

*Immediately after*


Zapp: What the hell is that thing?
Kif: It appears to be the Mothership.
Zapp: Then what did we just blow up?
Kif: The Hubble Telescope.

 

[Mistral]

Sarek: "Stoned? I'm sure I don't know what you mean. Are you going to finish those cookies?"

 

[Mistral]

Captain Picard welcomes the Internal Affairs investigation team to his sector...

 

[LeadHead]

...To seek out new life and new civilizatio.... aw, to hell with it, FIRE THE PHASERS!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Worf: "I have a phaser lock on the Millenium Falcon!"

Picard: "Not as clever as you thought, eh John Knoll?"

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "Fire phasers!"
Riker: "Increase power to the dorsal shields!"
Data: "Post security teams to decks 8 through ten!"
Wesley: "Up periscope!"
Picard: "Up- eh?"

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Ambassador, I had no idea you were here. I believe you know my crew.

Sarek: Yes I do, please instruct them to put their clothes back on.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

SAREK: *yawn* Sorry, I always fall asleep in front of television.

KIRK: It's not television, Ambassador, it's a recording of your son's death

SAREK: *yawn* same difference

 

[Trekker4747]

Sarek: So, you've finally come to ask for my son's hand in marriage?

Kirk: Uhhh.... No sir, why would you think that?

Sarek: Nothing, what can I do to help you?

Picard: Are we shooting or are we being shot?!