Movie Caption Contest #155: Pompous and Circumstance

[Rat Boy]

Morrow: Jim, the Enterprise has hull breaches all over the place, actually more since the Battle with Khan. What happened?

Kirk: "A wizard did it."

 

[BriGuy]

Morrow: Jim, we need to send you back to Genesis right away.

Kirk: What's the problem?

Morrow: There's a Klingon bird of prey in orbit with "Team Jacob" emblazoned on its hull. You know as well as I that Starfleet is solidly in the "Team Edward" camp. The council will not stand for this.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MORROW: Honestly, I've never understood Vulcan mysticism.

KIRK: Mysticism? Their culture is founded on logic and emotional control!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Morrow: Jim, the Enterprise has hull breaches all over the place, actually more since the Battle with Khan. What happened?

Kirk: "A wizard did it."

Morrow: I'm not sure I believe that, I'd like some nitpicky specifics.

Kirk: (into Communicator) He's not buying it. I really don't know what happened!

Lucy Lawless: (on communicator) Just stick to it. Don't let him nitpick any further!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Crewman at far left (speaking into telephone cradled on right shoulder): "Gotta go, babe! 'Old Leadbottom' just showed up!"

Riker: "Remarkable simulation, Sir! Accurate in every detail!"
Picard: "Indeed. Tell me, have you any idea why they thought it was a good idea to wear heavy wool uniforms in 85 degree tropical heat?"
Riker: "I'm still trying to understand why 'going to the head' involves hanging your butt over the bow and taking a dump in the sea!"
Picard: "Let's dial back the reality setting a bit, shall we?"