Movie Caption Contest #155: Pompous and Circumstance
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Captain, what does "Standby" alert mean, anyway?
Styles: "It's in case the Death Star shows up, duh."
Captain, what does "Standby" alert mean, anyway?
Styles: "The ship goes to Standby when the main computer's operating system boots up. Didn't you take Micro$oft 101 at the Academy?"
Captain, what does "Standby" alert mean, anyway?
It means you get your ass out of your comfy chair there and you STAND BY YOUR GOD DAMN STATION!
MORROW: What's with Sulu over there? Is he doing that duck-lipped pose for his Facebook photo or something?
Captain, what does "Standby" alert mean, anyway?
"It's just a reminder to stand by your captain even when he's being a dumb ass. Don't they teach you kids anything in the Academy?"
Morrow: Jim, the Enterprise has hull breaches all over the place, actually more since the Battle with Khan. What happened?
Kirk: "We hit a bump. What was it called again, Mr. Sulu?"
Sulu: "Antares."
Styles: That bitch of helmsman Bitsy isn't here is she?! Man, she's a real pain in my ass.
Captain, what does "Standby" alert mean, anyway
STYLES: Well.....
Sometimes its hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand
But if you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a man
Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And tell the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
MORROW: Jim, the plotholes in this script are 20 years old!!
So, we send you out on a routine inspection and training mission, and what happens? You expose a top secret Federation project, wreck the ship and get scores of the academy's finest cadets killed.
What? You think this is some kind of joke? You think you're all getting shore leave or something? You're all under arrest. Security is waiting to escort you and your command staff to the brig.
Morrow: Jim, the Enterprise has hull breaches all over the place, actually more since the Battle with Khan. What happened?
Kirk: "We hit a plot hole big enough to fly a starship though."
Morrow: Jim, the Enterprise has hull breaches all over the place, actually more since the Battle with Khan. What happened?
Kirk: "It's really not as bad as it looks. Scotty said most of it should just buff out."
Morrow: Jim, the Enterprise has hull breaches all over the place, actually more since the Battle with Khan. What happened?
Kirk: You know how the report said: "Spock's Photon Tube was fired gently toward the Genesis Planet?" Well, that's not what really happened.
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