Sulu: I hear she never, EVER washes her hair.
It's not a style. It's just stuck like that.
Chekov: Ewwwww.
Movie Caption Contest #150: The FAIL Frontier
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Sulu: I hear she never, EVER washes her hair.
It's not a style. It's just stuck like that.
Chekov: Ewwwww.
Sulu: "I think she likes you..."
Chekov: "How can you tell?"
Vixis: "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, commander."
CHEKOV: She has vonderful muscles.
SULU: You should see her captain's ASS.
By the 23rd century, interspecies transsexual lap dancing clubs are standard features aboard most Dutch Starfleet vessels.
Kirk: You want me to believe that the planet is inhabited by the living dead. Are you joking?
Spock: Do I look like I'm joking, Captain?
Kirk: Well, I do notice a faint twinkle in the corner of your eye.
Chekov: If all Klingon womens are as hot as this little pumpkin, I say we make peace with the Klingons now.
Sulu: Don't worry. I'll be taking command of the Excelsior soon and we'll be making a little explosive drop off at a certain Klingon moon. If things go as planned, the moon will go kaboom!, the Klingons will beg for our help, peace talks will get underway and we'll be getting on with some Klingon lovelies by Christmas.
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