Movie Caption Contest #127: Shuttle Diplomacy

[Rat Boy]

The radar indicates that another caption contest is incoming. First up, let's smirk knowingly at...

I was fishing for an Airplane! joke or two with the first picture and little did I know our winner would drop one from the sequel...

ROGERSON: Let's just hope he's over Macho Grande.

SEAMAN: OVER Macho Grande, sir?

ROGERSON: No...I'm afraid I'll never be over Macho Grande.

For reminding me it's been awhile since my last "ski" vacation, our winner is...

HASSLENOT: Nah, we don't ski, we're just here to pick up chicks.

JOEYBAKU: How youdoin?

And our Photoshop winner...

Officer: WTF?! Where'd TNZ Go!

Congratulations to the winners. Taking a cue from Shatmandu and because I'm temporarily taking over his contests until he returns from his latest bout of bag of cats, I'm dropping the scoreboard. It was starting to remind me of my college accounting courses.

This week, it's all about shuttlecraft, the last place you want to be on if you've only signed a one episode/picture contract. First, Sybok quickly narrows down the list of suspects of who farted. As for the second, I know I usually grab a shot from the subsequent movie but since I couldn't find one I liked from Nemesis, I grabbed another from Insurrection. Consider it a stay of execution and enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu (off camera): "We're losing power! We need to drop excess weight!"

*Sybok turns*

Korrd: "Ah hell no!"

Picard: "The check engine light? When was the last time Geordi put oil in this damn thing?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

LUCKINBILL: In case you ever wondered?

YES.

Lucy Arnaz does swallow.

WORF:Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed...

PICARD:Roger...take us out!!

 

[cooleddie74]

KORRD: Maybe this isn't the best time to ask...but...

you got a corn dog or taco?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Korrd: "Give it up, punk! You'll never be as ugly as me! I've got a fuckin' ridge down my forehead!"

Picard: "By the way, Mr. Worf, doesn't the interior decor of this shuttlecraft remind you of a Ferengi whorehouse?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Korrd: "Your mother was a Vulcan princess? I didn't know Vulcan had royalty."

Sybok: "No, she was a royal pain in the ass."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Korrd: That is not a disruptor in my pocket, and I am happy to see you.

 

[Nerys Myk]

COOPER: Its an honor to be working with you Mr Connery

LUCKINBILL: grrrrrr

PICARD: Did you release the parking brake?

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "What the? Road closed until further notice?! When did this happen?"

Worf: "Told ya you should have updated the GPS."

 

[T'Girl]

♫ ... sweet mystery of love at last I've found you ... ♫

Worf: "Turn left here."

Picard: "I'll turn when I damn well want to."

Worf: "You don't love me any more, do you?"

 

[LeadHead]

You think anyone would notice if we didn't come back to set tomorrow?

Worf: Captain! We're going 85!

Picard: I know Worf! You've got to love life, enjoy it!

(Red lights come on)

Space Cop: Pull Over and come to a complete stop.

Picard: I'll give you fifty bucks if you say it was your fault.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Remember Worf, what happens on Risa stays on Risa.

THATS AN ORDER!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Korrd: "It's not a ridge, it's a zip. I'm actually a Slitheen."

Picard: "Man replicated 15 burritos, and now he's been stuck in the toilet for 2 hours..."
Worf: "He should drink more prune juice."
Picard: "That Riker. And you know the smell is infernal. It's not like you can open a window out here."
Worf: "Prune juice..."

 

[Candlelight]

Most disturbing moment in Trek history in 3... 2... 1...

Picard: "Worf, are you familiar with a Cleveland Steamer...?"
Worf: "No sir, I have not had time to fuck the new crew members"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Sybok: "Kiss me, you beautiful bastard."

Picard: "You failed the driving test, cockwipe. Now drop me off at that whorehouse."

 

[Aragorn]

COOPER: "Lucky for me, I'm wearing full makeup so no one will recognize me in this godawful movie. You on the other hand are screwed, Luckinbill."

DORN: "When I was on Deep Space Nine, we had something people liked to call plot and character, and we actually worked hard to develop both of them."

STEWART: "Yeah, well I have the X-Men movies now, and there's no way the material will ever fail me as long as we have Bryan Singer at the helm."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Didn't I tell you putting the loo in the cockpit was a great time saver?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Stewart: "I'm serious, Michael! If they can replace guys like Shatner and Nimoy with a bunch of kids, you and I had really better watch our asses!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Kryten had an easier time passing the shuttle qualification.
Worf: Silence!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Get out and push, I"ll stay here and steer.