Movie Caption Contest #126: Random Pictures of Random People

[Rat Boy]

Rogerson: "He's at 20 thousand, 30 thousand, 15 thousand. What an asshole."

 

[Candlelight]

Officer M'stache (thinking): *gaaasssp* "he's touching my hand he's touching my hand... OMGHESTOUCHINGMYHAND!!1!"

 

[Candlelight]

"We have an intruder"
"Betcha it's Russian"
"Cut it out both of you. Russians don't get on my ship on MY watch. If that's a Russian, I'll eat my cat"
"Don't you mean your hat, sir?"
"No... why would I wanna waste a perfectly good hat on a bet??"

 

[LeadHead]

Hope you guys have good humor about this one.

Yeoman Randi: Still no sign of Shatmandu.
Rat Boy: Let me know when he returns, I must continue my plot to rule his Trek XI Caption Contest!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

^

Candlelight, i'm sending you the bill for my new keyboard. Both your posts made me spit my cawfee!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Officer: "For the fifteenth time Ensign Felix, there's no such thing as a green swirly thing alert!"

Eyeballs: "Naah, he always looks smug when he farts and the fire behind him flares up."

 

[John Picard]

Petty Officer: "Popcorn is almost done, sir."

Combat Officer: "These new radar ranges sure cook well, don't they?"

*groan*

 

[Rat Boy]

Petty Officer: "Boss, da plane, da plane!"

Rogerson: "Will you cut that out?"

 

[S'kai]

Producer (in center): Yeah, Guys, I know it's gonna blow out every analog system it's played through, but P'Diddy wants it normalized to 110 dB, and that's what it will be!

 

[John Picard]

Combat Officer: "Does this one go to eleven?"

Petty Officer: "I believe so, sir."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SEAMAN: I hope you guys are hungry, I just ordered lunch.

OFFICER: That says launch....uhoh!

 

[cooleddie74]

SEAMAN: Bad news, sir.

Looks like The Machine That Goes 'BLEEP' is on the fritz again.

Don't underestimate us and our village, Captain. A century ago we managed to program all our VCRs to the correct time.

 

[cooleddie74]

ROGERSON: My sweater done drying yet?

SEAMAN: It'll need another cycle, Commander. If you give me another quarter I'll take care of it for you.

 

[John Picard]

Combat Officer: "Here, try adjusting the Vertical Hold."

 

[cooleddie74]

ROGERSON: Let's just hope he's over Macho Grande.

SEAMAN: OVER Macho Grande, sir?

ROGERSON: No...I'm afraid I'll never be over Macho Grande.

 

[cooleddie74]

Look, Captain...just humor him.

Tell him you loved his work with Brian Keith so we can ALL get the hell outta here.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Rogerson: "Damned green dots! How's anyone supposed to know what's what on this thing? Jones, grab a pair of binoculars and get up in the crow's nest."
Jones: "Say WHAT?"

Guy on right: "...so when my friend here suggested we drop in here for a few drinks, I don't think either of us realized this was an S&M bar. What? He's a regular?"

 

[LeadHead]

SEAMAN: Bad news, sir.

Looks like The Machine That Goes 'BLEEP' is on the fritz again.

Commander: Oh Bleep!

Seaman: Hey! It's working again!

 

[SeerSGB]

Seaman on the left: It's bad sir. We show 6 Russian bombers inbound and we're getting radio chatter that Pearl's been hit.

Rogerson: Sound battlestations, and get this ship out to sea. I want all pilots on deck in 5 minutes and birds in the air in 8.

Seaman Mustache: What's it matter...none of it matters...we can never live on Pandora, we can never be Na'Vi...none of it matters.

 

[LeadHead]

Multi Cap response for all of our Austin Powers Fans out there.

Mustache: Commander, you'd better see this.
Rogerson: What is it?
Mustache: I'm not sure, but it looks like a giant-

-Dick, would you please get back to what book we're supposed to read for the next meeting? Oh, my, what's that in the sky? It looks like a-