Movie Caption Contest #127: Shuttle Diplomacy

[Alrik]

Sybok:*sniff* "Cabbage?"

KORRD: "Taco Tuesday."

 

[Alrik]

Worf: "Sir, the file size is massive....and it's filled with android porn."

Picard: "Data."

Worf: "Um, sir. It actually belongs to Geordi."

Picard: "And here I thought his interest was purely scientific."

 

[John Picard]

Picard: "Dammit -- another toll booth ahead. I need three bars and ten slips of latinum."

Worf: "Okay, sir. (counting) one, two, three, fo--shit, I dropped it."

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: Course laid in for White Castle, sir.

PICARD: I am so hungry. I'm gonna eat, like, 20 of those burgers, man.

 

[John Picard]

Picard: [reading screen] *What's the frequency, Kenneth?*
"Dammit, that bastard is sending that message again, Mr Worf."

Worf: "It appears that he is bouncing it from various satellites around the Quadrant. Clearly, he is without honor."

 

[cooleddie74]

Picard to Enterprise.

Mister Worf and I are going to have to delay our return to the ship for another ten solar hours, Number One. A dying humanoid male said there is a vault full of gold buried under a giant "X" somewhere in this or the next adjoining sector and we CAN'T pass this up!

 

[cooleddie74]

KORRD:How did the Earthers rope you into this movie?

 

[SRFX]

Picard hadn't experienced this much wasted interior cabin space since his first-generation Hummer.