Movie Caption Contest #111: Blu-Ray Blues - The Voyage Home

[Candlelight]

Sulu tried to hold Zombie-Uhura back from attacking Half-Naked-Chekov.

 

[cooleddie74]

Worst celebrity JACKASS stunt ever.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Alright...

WHICH one of you bastards put too much paper in the john when you flushed?!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Everyone hang on to their hairpieces! This ones gonna be rough!

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Spock! Why is your end of the boat sinking the fastest?"

Spock: "LDS stands for 'loaded down shit'"

 

[LeadHead]

Okay People, place your bets. Who will make the biggest splash when they fall into the water? Early betting shows Scotty being the early favorite, with speculation on Vulcan splash patterns fueling bets on Spock!

 

[LeadHead]

You know, the music for this scene is called "Market Street" but we're a good mile from there right now!

 

[T'Girl]

******************** IN THE MIRROR UNIVERSE *********************

McCoy: "It's called slim fast."
Uhura : "What are you saying."
McCoy: "Look what it did for me."
Uhura : "I'm not fat."
McCoy: "Your nearly 200 pounds."
Uhura : " 95!"
McCoy: "Kilos maybe, look what it did for Sulu."
Sulu . : "I'm like a feather in the wind"
Scotty: "That's the other movie laddie."

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

[Rat Boy]

Dr. Blonde: "So Rat Boy's taking the kids to school this week. Might delay the contest getting updated."

Dr. Zmed: "Hope nothing bad happens."

Rat Boy: "Why don't you watch where you're going, you dumbass!"

Parent: "Well I never!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Looks like the Admiral landed us here on the RIGHT day, guys! There's gonna be a huge Pride Parade this afternoon!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DR. BLONDE:"Didya hear?

Another Hollywood actor was brought in last night with a gerbil in his rectum!"

DR. ZMED:"I liked AMERICAN GIGOLO. I don't care what anyone else says."

CABBIE:"Hey...Shatner!!!

Esperanto's a dead language...and YOU SUCKED for trying to revive it, asshole!!"

 

[Candlelight]

In a bid to keep the ship level whilst in the water, the crew tried to use their weight at the front of the ship.

Unfortunately, Shatner's ego sank the rest of it.

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy: Sulu, you land a ship like Deanna Troi!

Sulu: Who?

McCoy: Never mind.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHATNER: A little help here!

 

[Shatmandu]

Dr. Blonde: "T.J. Hooker? What a piece of shit."
Dr. Zmed: "Yep. That show makes Holmes and Yo-Yo look like Hill Street Blues."

Kirk: "Well, double-dumbass on you!"
<Cabbie climbs out and gets tire iron from trunk. Kirk tries a butt-punch off the taxi. Cabbie dodges it and beats Kirk to death.>

 

[Candlelight]

Not gonna get chance to pick the winners today, will try and do it before the next contest otherwise will post them during.

 

[scottydog]

Dr. Blonde: "Just read an article predicting that within 200 years nude jumping jacks will become standard medical practice."

Dr. Zmed: "Yep. Too bad the side effects of NJJ are fatness, baldness, and extreme narcism."

Cabbie: "I'd run you down but you'd do more damage to my cab than it would do to you."

 

[SRFX]

Kirk dives to stop the sniper taking out Earth's future-president.

"Kirk, Enterprise."

Vomit expresses his distaste for yet another 'Sulu is gay' joke.