Movie Caption Contest #111: Blu-Ray Blues - The Voyage Home

[Candlelight]

Such a great movie - deserves more unofficial screencaps!

Kirk didn't understand what the crew were talking about with Sulu until the 'street corner' incident.

Gillian: "Ah... 'Bones'... I get it now"

 

[SeerSGB]

Dr. #1: So yeah, I put all my money in Enron and Haliburton.

Dr. #2: Really? I was thinking about putting some money in that Giggle...boogle..whatever it is company that my nephew was saying his buddy is trying to start.

Dr. #1: Man, you really need a good broker. Look call my guy, Madoff will set you up right.

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"WHAT did the Admiral say?!"

BONES:"I think Jim said somethin' about gettin' stank on our hangdowns...whatever the hell THAT means."

McCOY:"Bad news, Jim.

Chekov's rabbit died."

 

[Candlelight]

"Y'know Scotty's been asking about you lately, something about wanting to show off his... manhood to you"
"Pfft, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole"
"Oh so you have seen it?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Such a great movie - deserves more unofficial screencaps!

Actually, there was one picture I wanted to add after the contest went up and since you got the ball rolling...

Fortunately for them, Captain Sullenberger happened to be driving.

McCoy and Uhura were impressed by the accuracy of Sulu's gaydar.

Gillian: "Christ, I really wish this was all a dream some autistic kid's having."

Edit: I think I'll let Candlelight be the judge of the captions for the pics he added. I've already got five to deal with and I don't want to be spending several hours on Monday judging everything. PM me with the results prior to then, if you're willing.

 

[cooleddie74]

The saddest part?

Cremwan DiCaprio was lost.

UHURA:"WHY do I keep smelling Astroglide?"

GILLIAN:"Mr. Chekov's in Room 222."

KIRK:"Where's that?"

McCOY:"Based on my limited knowledge of late 20th century pop culture entertainment?

The ABC network?"

 

[Candlelight]

Edit: I think I'll let Candlelight be the judge of the captions for the pics he added. I've already got five to deal with and I don't want to be spending several hours on Monday judging everything. PM me with the results prior to then, if you're willing.

Will do.

"Now everyone remember where we parked..."

Spock: "It would appear one of the humpbacks has become attached to the forward section of the- oh no sorry, it's only Scotty"
Scotty: "Up your shaft"

 

[Shatmandu]

Uhura: "People keep saying something to me. What does 'tranvestite' mean?"

Star Trek V: The Wrath of Shrinkage.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: What? Twenty bucks seems more than resonable!

MCCOY (shouting) Scotty! Move....to...the...otherside!!!

 

[Candlelight]

"I bloody told Kirk not te go to the bloody engine room while we were coming in te land!"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Just go find someplace."
Uhura: "I have trouble pooping away from home."

Nimoy: "Oh. Shoot. I'm standing on Bill's face. Terrible thing. So, how you doing, Cathy?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KELLEY: Don't look directly at her nipples!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "It rains in NorCal?"

Gillian: "Duh!"

 

[Maurice]

Come on...really? How many pix do we need in a single contest?

 

[Candlelight]

Come on...really? How many pix do we need in a single contest?

The more the merrier I say.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "I told you, you were supposed to give Nichols the secret of stopping global warming, not fucking transparent aluminium."
Scott: "It's an honest mistake."

Sulu: "20th Century San Francisco. I dunno about you guys, but I'm in heaven. Let's check out the docks."

Kirk: "I can't believe you kissed me."

McCoy: "Well you told us to blend in with the locals."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Sulu is wayy too happy in this town."

Fantastic Voyage: On the Tip of Kirk's Penis.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu, thinking: "Heh. While the rest of these assholes run all over town, I'll spend several hours beefing transvestites and five minutes stealing a helicopter."

Sulu: "I hope I run into a distant male relative."
Scotty: "Nah. His mother will likely make him too tense to speak to you."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TAYLOR: Pants, we wear pants in this Century!!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Cabbie: "Is someone going to move these extra damn pictures out of the way?"