Movie Caption Contest #104: Buddy Movies

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: I guess it wasn't such a good idea to use transparent aluminum for the bathroom walls was it?

[groaning, farting, and, splashing sounds]

Spock: Can I have some privacy please?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Morning after the wild frat party the line for the sonic shower starts early.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "You know, he might not be dead. After you die, your bowels...

*Spock shits pants*

"...empty."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk didn't know it, but the bright side was, his toilet wouldn't be upper-decked again until Spock was resurrected.

 

[cooleddie74]

Spock's stories were so long and boring, HE fell asleep before they were over.

"Here, Captain.

Take it. As a gift...from me to you to honor our friendship and fifteen years of service together.

It is the MP3 to "Faith of the Heart." "

SPOCK:"I need to shave, Jim.

This five-o-clock shadow is getting most unpleasant."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"...and then Carol and I went to Myrtle Beach for a weekend together, and lemme tell you...I had NEVER seen the photoplankton glowing at sunset before..."

SPOCK:"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..."

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Hello, I'm James Siberia Kirk. And this is little Spocky. Every year, thousands of Vulcans from the former planet Vulcan suffer from homelessness and plomeek poisoning. Won't you help? It would only cost you half a quatloo a week, you selfish, selfish bastards.
Little Spocky: Won't you hewp us? DON'T YOU WUV US???

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: You were banging Uhura all this time?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Did you see THAT?!?"

SPOCK:"Affirmative.

Though...I am still at a loss to understand how she got the ENTIRE pineapple into such a narrow orifice."

 

[Triskelion]

Captain, I would give my left nut not to have to finish this scene.

 

[cooleddie74]

"NO...

NO!!!

BAD Captain!!!

How many times must I reiterate...NO video games while on an away mission?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Man, the paperwork on this is gonna be a bitch."

 

[cooleddie74]

...and Spock died as he lived.

Alone. In a room full of invisible gas and radiation.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"You take out the drill controls on the upper bridge deck...

I'll sneak around until I find a vending machine."

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: Scully!
Kirk: I'm Mulder, you idiot.

 

[Candlelight]

"Is she gonna be pissed that you took that component out of her sybian?"
"Possibly"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

TRISKELION, you are KILLING ME!!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Talking the drill into self destruction??? Where do you come up with these ideas??

KIRK: You'd be surprised.

 

[Captain Crow]

FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!

Kirk: I knew you had two peckers, but I didn't know that they could jerk each other off.

 

[Candlelight]

"Whoa Spock... you weren't kidding... this phaser eye surgery is pretty intense... "