Movie Caption Contest #104: Buddy Movies
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"Before I die sir, may I please stick this up your rectum? One last time?"
"Make it so. In fact, so me so hard I can't remember what day it is"
"Aye sir"
SPOCK: "Jim, what is this?"
KIRK: "It calls itself 'The Guardian of Forever'. It's shown me a bunch of images from the past, and now it's showing me what'll happen in the future... What the hell? Why are my eyes brown?"
SPOCK: "Really? That's what you're concerned about? Not the fact that you appear considerably overweight?"
KIRK: "Damn... And I was gonna take him to Risa for his next Pon Farr."
Kirk Prime: "BEHOLD! The future of Captain's Uniforms!!!"
Kirk: "...assless chaps."
*Spock flips the phaser to kill*
Spock: "Jim... you can have my Thriller tape..."
Kirk: "...I already got it on iTunes."
Picard: "An emergency transporter, Data?"
Data: "No sir. It is my sphincter."
"Wow, no more socks on the doorknob."
Captain, perhaps this is as good a time as any to tell you: after meeting myself from the future, I'm thinking about resigning my commission and taking up gambling on professional athletics.
Kirk: No...radiation suits... I can almost understand...but why did I have to insist on keeping a wild silverback gorilla in the radiation chamber??
Sigh. Wish I knew how to set a phaser on overload, apparently.
Kirk: "So let me get this straight, you're doing the dirty with Uhura?"
Spock: "Eloquently put Kirk, but essentially correct."
Kirk: "Shit, this universe ain't canon!"
McCoy: "It's too late Jim, he insisted on going in. Even with the remote control robot operational."
Kirk: "Didn't anyone tell him that Endless Eight finished last week?"
Picard: "Ah, that would be the emergency transporter."
Data: "Incorrect sir. This is my Tamagotchi. I've had it for fifteen years now, and I would like you to take care of it, should the worst happen."
And the worst part?
His car keys were in Spock's pocket.
"As you can see, sir...I require E-style batteries. Not D's like you and Geordi acquired.
To be blunt...what the hell is wrong with both of you?!"
"Well...
(*Sighs*)
At least he's on the other side of this...so I don't have to smell where he evacuated his bowels."
SPOCK:"What's your plan?"
KIRK:"Get drunk...bang Uhura AND Nurse Chapel...erase the ship's sensor logs of the whole demented thing...then brag about it for the next week.
OH.
Y-you meant here? About Nero?
Hell if I know, dude.
I can rip my shirt...if that helps anything."
"...we laughed, we talked, we danced, I never wanted it to end. I guess I still don't. But, enough about me, I hope this hasn't been boring for you. Its just that whenever I talk about Elaine, I get so carried away, I lose all track of time."
Spock: A Romulan, A black hole, red matter, and skidmarks.
Kirk: Enough with the Carnac bit.
Damn where's Madeline when you need her....
I had hoped to go out like the Godfather. Unfortunately instead of an orange peel all I have is this tic tac.
Kirk's new standup routine for the ship's talent show not only killed...it MURDERED.
Kirk: Spock should have known he was going to die, he's wearing red.
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