Movie Caption Contest #104: Buddy Movies

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "No more tickles?"
Spock: "No ... more ... tick--"
<Kirk buries head in hands.>

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: I told Spock that "beating one off" in the reactor room wasn't a good idea, but would he listen? No.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Ha! All the way across the room! Top that!

 

[Skywalker]

Kirk: "Thank God he turned as he fell, 'cause I don't think I could have looked at those radiation burns for another second without throwing up."

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "I hope he hurries up and dies soon, I've really gotta take a dump"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Are you dead yet?"
Spock: "No."
Kirk: "Are you dead yet?"
Spock: "No."
Kirk: "Are you dead yet?"
Spock: "No."
Kirk: "Are you dead yet?"
Spock: "No."
Kirk: "Are you dead yet?"
Spock: "No."
Kirk: "Are you dead yet?"
Spock: "No."
Kirk: "Are you dead yet?"
Spock: "NO!"
Kirk: "Aw man... Longest Death Scene. EVAR!"
Spock: "Just for that, there will be no ice cream for you when we get back to spacedock." Dies
Kirk: "I wanted ice cream..."

 

[Triskelion]

TRISKELION, you are KILLING ME!!!!!

I live to serve

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, to self: "Hmm. How can I convince Carol that the first stage of grieving is to desire a violent blowjob?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Dying is easy.

Gay shipboard sexual tension is hard.

 

[cooleddie74]

"You might need this, Captain...in case Praetor Shinzon or his crew capture you.

It's Starfleet's new, most comically-oversized suicide pill."

KIRK:"Just for laughs...

were we supposed to bring a charged phaser with us?!"




SPOCK:"I hate you."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "No beach to walk on ..."

 

[Alrik]

Spiner: "Here, you take it. I won't be needing it anymore."

Stewart: "What is it?"

Spiner: "My dignity. I had to give it up when I decided to take writing credit on this film."

KIRK: "Now THAT'S what I call a fan dance."

Spock: "Easy Captain, she's with me."

 

[Alrik]

Data: "Breath mint?"

 

[Alrik]

Spock: "I have been, and ever shall be.......your bitch."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Father?"

Kirk: "MOM?!"

Sarek: "I have needs, my son."

Winona: "And yes it's true: once you go forked, you can't go back to any other way of getting porked."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock: "Father?"

Kirk: "MOM?!"

Sarek: "I have needs, my son."

Winona: "And yes it's true: once you go forked, you can't go back to any other way of getting porked."

Stepbrothers?

 

[Cky]

Kirk: "This looks a little big for us Spock, we might die."
Spock: "No Sir, I'll die saving the Enterprise by sacrificing my life, you'll die by horrible writing."

Kirk: "Son of a bitch..."

Data: "In case I do not make it, I want you to have this."

Picard: "What is it?"

Data: "A USB of everything Braga has ever written. Destroy it."[/QUOTE]

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: Please insert this tab into my posterior orifice to activate the device.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Here's the plan...I'll sneak up behind Nero's men and stun them unconscious...

YOU find me a microwave burrito and a Budweiser.

LET'S GO."

KIRK:"And the worst part...he implanted his katra in my ass."

DATA:"Here. In case I do not make it back to the Enterprise.

It's every porno movie EVER shot...on one convenient bioneural memory chip."

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "In memorial Spock... I intend to sing rocket man at your funeral"
*engineering crew rush forward*
Scotty: "Let us in Spock!"
McCoy: "Flood the whole compartment!"