After a hard night out, Spock mistakenly took the learning centre for the mens urinals.
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After a hard night out, Spock mistakenly took the learning centre for the mens urinals.
Not a caption, but does anyone think the gold statue in the background is reminiscent of... well Sulu doing this:
Kirk: "Bones, you and I are gonna grok around the clock - oh - hey Sulu. What are you doing here?"
Sulu: "Uhhh... nothing."
Kirk: "Oh cool. So are we."
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Kirk: I'd ask you what your name is, but you're going to be dead in about 20 minutes or so.
Kirk: Sulu, I said distract the guard not rump hump him.
Spock: What language is this? It kinda looks like english, but backwards.
Man offscreen: That's the back of the computer dumbass!
Spock, sheepishly: I knew that.
Kirk: Weren't you in the last movie?
Kirk and Picard have fun playing "Keep Away" with Soran.
Worf had a brain fart while trying to remember the self-destruct deactivation codes.
Kirk: I'd ask you what your name is, but you're going to be dead in about 20 minutes or so.
Kirk: Sulu, I said distract the guard not rump hump him.
Spock: What language is this? It kinda looks like english, but backwards.
Man offscreen: That's the back of the computer dumbass!
Spock, sheepishly: I knew that.
Kirk: Weren't you in the last movie?
Kirk and Picard have fun playing "Keep Away" with Soran.
Worf had a brain fart while trying to remember the self-destruct deactivation codes.
Spock: "Twilight sucks, no matter what you say, so shut the hell up, it's fucking gay."
Computer: "Correct!"
Kirk: I see you've gone for the "Conway Twitty" look cadet.
Kirk: I want into the club.
Scotty: Sorry, but your not on the list.
Kirk: I'm not scared of you or the other bouncers.
Scotty: We'll see how tough you talk after Nameless and Anonymous here get through with you.
Picard: Welcome aboard the Enterprise E Mister Worf. Is something wrong?
Worf: The most advanced ship in the fleet and you don't have a High Def viewscreen?
Computer: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop?
Spock: Dang, couldn't it have been something easy?
Sulu: See? He's not so tough!
Kirk: Well anybody's easy to take down after you spike their drink!
Comic Book Guy: Worst Episode of Family Feud EVER!
Shatner, Stewart and McDowell were not excited to be called back to reshoot the end of Generations.
The word is given, Mr Scott. And that word is "Fluffernutter". Once again, the word is "Fluffernutter".
Ensign: "My career's been Ned Beattyed!"
Foreigner's "Double Vision".
Correct!
Damn straight.
Kirk: So...do you Amish use warp drive or what?
Soran: At least we can all agree that Guinan's pretty weird, huh.
Picard: Oh no question about it.
Kirk: Damn weird.
Sorry I'm late captain...I...ran into the doctor in the turboshaft.
Really? I thought she didn't like anal.
Picard: "We need to reconfigure the shields to ... Hey, your head looks like a relief map of the East coast. Never noticed that. Anyway, what was I saying?"
Spock's voice coming from McCoy: "Wear ... a ... condom ..."
Spock: "What is ... riboflavin."
Computer: "This isn't Jeopardy, asswipe."
Whopper with cheese and a large coke.
Correct! Would you like fries with that?
Did I ask for fries, bitch?!
Soran: "Who the hell are you?"
Picard: "He's Denny Crane. Don't you read history?"
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