Movie Caption Contest #100: Hall of Fame Game

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"Where's the bathroom on this new Enterprise, sir? I've got a targ head poking out that could choke a Nimbus Stallion!!"

KIRK:"Quick!!!

He's overdosing on courdoroy and flares!!!"

SPOCK:"The Cleveland Steamer."

COMPUTER:"Correct."

 

[cooleddie74]

SORAN:"Great. I'm the English condiment in a ham sandwich."

 

[Candlelight]

"Whose tiny now, huh, HUH???"
"Is it in yet?"
"SHUT UP!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Don't ask."

KIRK:"Don't tell."

McCOY:"Don't WORRY."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

 

[nil_jones]

KIRK: I said 'Analyze' the security situation, not 'Analize.'

 

[trampledamage]

KIRK: Whoa, wrong room!

KIRK: Stop prancing around like a nancy-boy, Picard, and get on the god-damned bridge!

 

[Candlelight]

"Look Bones, it's one of those asiatics. Let me speak I know their language-"
"Jim, don't-"
"Herro? Velly Solly to have interllupted you-"
"My God Jim, you can take things too far you know. Making a play on their language like that, for humour on a caption contest? Shame on you"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: I've said it once and I'll say it again, "once you go Asian, you lose all sensation."

Sulu: Hold on. I'm about to teach this security guard the true meaning of "oh, my!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Hi we're here, and we brought- oh!"
"Sorry... almost done..."
"You didn't tell me it was one of those kinds of parties, Jim"

 

[Candlelight]

"What was it like working with the M5?"

"Did you ever know Nomad before he changed his appearance?"

"I hate these 21st century conventions"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Computer: Finish this statement: Once you go black...
Spock: ...there ain't no coming back.
Computer: Correct.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Spock: "As the 300,000th visitor to this Logic Testing Complex, you have won 10,000 pounds. Click here to collect? Ooooh..." (switches computer)

Kirk: "Stand back, doctor! No-one can help that poor man now! Sulu's crossed his fencing and his botany again. That man's just been planted in 30 centimetres of the most nutrient-packed, fertile soil this side of Antares IV"

Sulu: "I'm gonna get plenty of fruits off of this one!".

Kirk: "So, we're all in agreement, Chancellor? Humans and Klingons will make peace and gang up on the Vulcans. Oh, ignore Spock, he's always grumpy when I do stuff like this".

Soran: "I just had a thought. I mean, this is unsafe. I mean, really, really unsafe. Someone could fall, break something, even be crushed to death under this bridge. Maybe we should postpone the fight"

Picard: "Hmmm, he has a point. What do you think, Kirk?"

Kirk: "Oh, don't be a wuss, Picard. Let's get on with it".

 

[Triskelion]

CHARACTERIZE EXTRAPOLATION OF COMMAND UNIFORM ARTICLE BASED ON CURRENT DESIGN TREND...

Assless.

CORRECT!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Steve McNair's girlfriend."
Computer: "CORRECT!"

Spock: "Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana'?"
Computer: "CORRECT!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Computer: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Spock: I do not understand the question.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Guard: I stand by my original statement. Tiny.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Scavenger hunts of the 23rd Century.

 

[Shatmandu]

Guard: "Hurt me all you want: I'm just glad I don't have that goofy goddamned hat on my head anymore."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "He was the greatest little Hobbit of them all."
Computer: "CORRECT!"