Movie Caption Contest #100: Hall of Fame Game

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Come on...come on...come on, POWERBALL NUMBERS..."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Beverley suddenly noticed how much Worf's head looked like her sybian.

 

[Candlelight]

"Mr Worf, we could use some help with someone swinging around the bridge, eating bananas and grunting like an orangutan"
"If you were any other man I would- bananas you say?"

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"I left my wallet on the Defiant...didn't I?"

(*Sighs*)

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock (To the RIAA): "They are not the hell your songs."

 

[Candlelight]

"Captain, our ship has a radiation leak and gravity platting issue in the engine core but we haven't the equipment to fix it"
"Not a problem Ambassador, I'll send two men over in space suits and gravity boots to help fix the problem"
"Jim, do you think that is wise?"
"Sure Spock, what could go wrong?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "We're low on space, so you'll have to bunk with Dr. Crusher."

Computer: "Who invented transparent aluminum?"
Spock: "Dr. Charles Nichols."
Computer: "Correct!"



*There, see how easy that was?

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Oh, sure, we hear nothing from you for two years and you come crawling back to where the fun is. 'Oh, they don't like me on Deep Space Nine. Mean ol' Odo teases me and Quark rips me off for my prune juice.' Puh-lease! Get your ass over to tactical and shoot something, will you?"

 

[Gertch]

Worf: "I've come to get my balls back from Deanna."
Troi: "I gave them to Beverly for safe keeping."
Crusher: "They've stopped me from walking like a striptease queen."

 

[Candlelight]

Worf: "The... fat one is gone now... correct?"
Picard: "Yes Mr Worf, Kirk died in the last movie, now please, get in here"
Crusher: "Told ya"

 

[Candlelight]

"What a fine set of officers you- Bones... did... did you just stick something in my-"

"Gotta check your prostate sometime, Jim"

"Oh my"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Shatner: "So we gonna do the Charlie's Angels pose, or what?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Soran: "Damn, I thought the coyote would win this time."

 

[Gertch]

Computer: "Inspect the distance to the Statue of Copulation. Is it porn farr or near"
Spock: "Neither. It appears to be my parents."
Computer: "Ewww, my bad."

 

[Candlelight]

"Is no one going to make a 'captain on the bridge' joke this week?"
"Not with this audience, no"

 

[Candlelight]

"Time is a predator in which- oh crap my watch!"

 

[Skywalker]

McDowell: "So, what do we have, here? A washed-up old hack who got busted down from Admiral, and a glorified science nerd. Have either one of you been Space Marshal of the Terran frickin' Confederation? Didn't think so. Get out of my sight."

 

[Candlelight]

Computer: "How do you feel?"
Spock: "I just put my hand down my pants like this and grab hold"
Computer: "COR- ewwwww"

 

[Nerys Myk]

No one suspected Spock of having a dual.

 

[Shatmandu]

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Spock: "I ... shall ... need more information to answer. Please let the film continue ..."