Misheard Lyrics

^ Just like any Cocteau Twins song...although in their case I think it was intentional.

 

Better to drive around them than through them.

 

"Going up the Country" It's playing as I type. I swear Kermit the frog is singing it...

 

I always hear the lyrics of Chop Suey by System of a Down as "grandpa should put on a little makeup, whyd you leave the kids up on the table"

 

My mom came up with one while listening to Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5:

instead of this: I've got the moves like Jagger

she sang this: If I could move Mick Jagger

 

Rolling Stones "Beast Of Burden":

Instead of this: I’ll never be your beast of burden

For a long time, I heard this: I’ll never leave your pizza burning.

 

You’ve somehow improved one of the greatest rock n roll songs of all time. Bravo.

 

Just found out yesterday or this morning:

Toto "Africa":

Not: "I miss the rains down in Africa"

but...

"I bless the rains down in Africa."

 

^ I thought it was miss too.

 

I had to look it up because I didn't believe it. Every source I saw said, "bless".

 

Whenever I hear Kenny Rogers' "Lucille", I hear it this way:

 

Saw this one via Tumblr originally and it cracked me up.



Sources and credit go to: http://justbadpuns.com/post/159987748886/this-is-a-real-diamond-in-the-rough and https://me.me/i/cdl-ol-sweet-carol-line-pun-badpun-funny-punnstagram-12013393

 

That's hilarious!

 

No no no in Bohemian Rhapsody
Spare him his life from this monstrosity = Sparing his life from his pork sausages

Celine Dion's The Heart goes on? includes the lines
'The Hot Dogs go on' and 'Never Let goats in'

The Bomb....are they really singing 'Three black puddings in my mouth?'

 

Slightly off-topic, as the song Life by Des'ree include lines one might think to have misheard, but are in fact correct:

I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight I fear the most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

 

Yea, I laughed my butt off when I first saw it. It's priceless.

 

The LeAnn Rimes version of "How Do I Live" (side note: the next DJ to play that song should be executed without trial):

"How do AH LEEEEEEEVE...with AH-CHOO..."

 

How about this: She's a black magic woman and she's tryin' to take a pebble out of me!

Instead of: She's a black magic woman and she's tryin' to make a devil out of me!

I thought the girl removed kidney stones!!!

 

Another song I misunderstood was The Police's "Message in a Bottle".

The end lyrics are as follows:

Walked out this morning
Don't believe what I saw
A hundred billion bottles
Washed up on a shore
Seems I'm not alone at being alone
A hundred billion castaways
Lookin' for a home

It was that last word that threw me; I thought it was something else they were trying to rhyme with the word, "shore".