^ Just like any Cocteau Twins song...although in their case I think it was intentional.
Misheard Lyrics
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Better to drive around them than through them.Not lyrics, but on the news they have been talking about flooding:
"Don't drive around barriers."
I heard:
"Don't drive around bear caves."
Well....yeah....don't do that either.
My mom came up with one while listening to Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5:
instead of this: I've got the moves like Jagger
she sang this: If I could move Mick Jagger
instead of this: I've got the moves like Jagger
she sang this: If I could move Mick Jagger
You’ve somehow improved one of the greatest rock n roll songs of all time. Bravo.
^ I thought it was miss too.
I had to look it up because I didn't believe it. Every source I saw said, "bless".
Whenever I hear Kenny Rogers' "Lucille", I hear it this way:
Saw this one via Tumblr originally and it cracked me up.
Sources and credit go to: http://justbadpuns.com/post/159987748886/this-is-a-real-diamond-in-the-rough and https://me.me/i/cdl-ol-sweet-carol-line-pun-badpun-funny-punnstagram-12013393
Sources and credit go to: http://justbadpuns.com/post/159987748886/this-is-a-real-diamond-in-the-rough and https://me.me/i/cdl-ol-sweet-carol-line-pun-badpun-funny-punnstagram-12013393
That's hilarious!Saw this one via Tumblr originally and it cracked me up.
Sources and credit go to: http://justbadpuns.com/post/159987748886/this-is-a-real-diamond-in-the-rough and https://me.me/i/cdl-ol-sweet-carol-line-pun-badpun-funny-punnstagram-12013393
No no no in Bohemian Rhapsody
Spare him his life from this monstrosity = Sparing his life from his pork sausages
Celine Dion's The Heart goes on? includes the lines
'The Hot Dogs go on' and 'Never Let goats in'
The Bomb....are they really singing 'Three black puddings in my mouth?'
Spare him his life from this monstrosity = Sparing his life from his pork sausages
Celine Dion's The Heart goes on? includes the lines
'The Hot Dogs go on' and 'Never Let goats in'
The Bomb....are they really singing 'Three black puddings in my mouth?'
Slightly off-topic, as the song Life by Des'ree include lines one might think to have misheard, but are in fact correct:
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight I fear the most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight I fear the most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
Yea, I laughed my butt off when I first saw it.That's hilarious!
It's priceless.
The LeAnn Rimes version of "How Do I Live" (side note: the next DJ to play that song should be executed without trial):
"How do AH LEEEEEEEVE...with AH-CHOO..."
"How do AH LEEEEEEEVE...with AH-CHOO..."
Another song I misunderstood was The Police's "Message in a Bottle".
The end lyrics are as follows:
Walked out this morning
Don't believe what I saw
A hundred billion bottles
Washed up on a shore
Seems I'm not alone at being alone
A hundred billion castaways
Lookin' for a home
It was that last word that threw me; I thought it was something else they were trying to rhyme with the word, "shore".
The end lyrics are as follows:
Walked out this morning
Don't believe what I saw
A hundred billion bottles
Washed up on a shore
Seems I'm not alone at being alone
A hundred billion castaways
Lookin' for a home
It was that last word that threw me; I thought it was something else they were trying to rhyme with the word, "shore".
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