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Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera
- Thread starter Miss Chicken
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I wonder how you keep getting those envelopes? Oh well, rather you than me 
See, people, this is what happens when you insist on having an address.
Don't get no mail wandering between doorways, let me tell you.
I'm missing the wandering...
Don't get no mail wandering between doorways, let me tell you.
I'm missing the wandering...
Flashover
Lieutenant Commander
I have a cunning idea. 
I will go to the post office and divert all my mail to that annoying doctor who gave me that painful series of injections... UNDER MY FINGERNAILS. Sheesh, just because I tried to flirt with her too.
*saunters off to post-office laughing all the way...*
I will go to the post office and divert all my mail to that annoying doctor who gave me that painful series of injections... UNDER MY FINGERNAILS. Sheesh, just because I tried to flirt with her too.
*saunters off to post-office laughing all the way...*
*wanders into deli*
Shall I book you in for tomorrow? I've just about finished feng shuiing the bookshop. With the Celine Dion CD gone the demons didn't want to hang around for long. They said something about heading to Vegas to see Elvis. They'll have lots of Elvises to choose from, so shouldn't be back for a while.
Do you do vegetarian food? Eating flesh is bad for one's karma, you know. Any quiches or anything that will serve 7?
*squints at wall* What's with the pale green streaks? Did you spill some paint?
Shall I book you in for tomorrow? I've just about finished feng shuiing the bookshop. With the Celine Dion CD gone the demons didn't want to hang around for long. They said something about heading to Vegas to see Elvis. They'll have lots of Elvises to choose from, so shouldn't be back for a while.
Do you do vegetarian food? Eating flesh is bad for one's karma, you know. Any quiches or anything that will serve 7?
*squints at wall* What's with the pale green streaks? Did you spill some paint?
^That's what remains of the blood. It's stained the paint on that wall. Painters will be here tomorrow. I'm thinking a nice burgundy.
We do serve vegetarian lasagna and salads. Nothing vegetarian will serve more than 3 unless you order multiples.
Oh, before you leave the bookstore, you might want to do something about the Mariah Carey and Jessica Simpson CDs. He's been attracting vampires at night with the Carey. The demons the Simpson brings out make the Dion demons look like a cakewalk.
Oh, I'll be right back. Seems I got the Doctor's mail today.
*Walks to the clinic and drops the envelope from CERN inside. Walks back into deli.*
HL, what would you think about putting a nice root beer tap right over there on that counter?
We do serve vegetarian lasagna and salads. Nothing vegetarian will serve more than 3 unless you order multiples.
Oh, before you leave the bookstore, you might want to do something about the Mariah Carey and Jessica Simpson CDs. He's been attracting vampires at night with the Carey. The demons the Simpson brings out make the Dion demons look like a cakewalk.
Oh, I'll be right back. Seems I got the Doctor's mail today.
*Walks to the clinic and drops the envelope from CERN inside. Walks back into deli.*
HL, what would you think about putting a nice root beer tap right over there on that counter?
Yeah, but don't overdo it - we want people to have room for our cakes and whatnot afterward.
I've got the big sign ready to be hung out, done some baking and now I'm off to print, put up and hand out flyers with Soda.
Btw, "Karaoke Night" will actually be a few consecutive nights. There's no way I'm going to all this effort just for one afternoon!
As Daniel leaves, he sees Zombie Kitty shambling up the road. How can Daniel break the news to Crazy Cat Lady about one of her beloved in a non-personal manner?
Not bad, not bad.
All right, who left their CD player and CDs in the Bookstore? I haven't used a CD player in years, I've never listened to Celine Dion or Mariah Carey, and until now I thought Jessica Simpson was a yellow cartoon character.
Are there bizarre cultists infiltrating Miscellaneous Street?
In any case, we'll probably have to deal with those Vampires before too long. If it's not one thing, it's another....
Daniel and Soda have spent all day handing out leaflets and pinning up signs for Karaoke Night. Everyone he sees is being annoyed with "See you at the coffee shop's karaoke night!"
It occurs to him that without alcoholic drinks, no-one's gonna have the balls to get up and sing in front of others. Hmm... maybe Jenee'll have to start "Irishing up" the coffee.
It occurs to him that without alcoholic drinks, no-one's gonna have the balls to get up and sing in front of others. Hmm... maybe Jenee'll have to start "Irishing up" the coffee.
Youse guys tryin' to cut into my business eh?
{raises eyebrow}
{raises eyebrow}
Flashover
Lieutenant Commander
*sets up roadside stand*
Sign says:
Flashover's Discount Alcoholic Drinks Of Questionable Origin And Content
Flashover's Discount Alcoholic Drinks Of Questionable Origin And Content
Thor, Since you have the only liquor license in town, who do you think he's going to be buying it from?
I have a cunning idea.
I will go to the post office and divert all my mail to that annoying doctor who gave me that painful series of injections... UNDER MY FINGERNAILS. Sheesh, just because I tried to flirt with her too.
*saunters off to post-office laughing all the way...*
You needed those injections, damnit
. I don't want your post or yours either, Captain Ice. You can keep those photos! 
But I believe it's too late and you have delivered them - GAH!
^They were addressed to you. For some reason, the postal person seems to enjoy dropping other people's mail on my doorstep. For instance, I just received RJ's fire insurance check.
^You just need to remember the big picture. Since you have the only retail license, and I'm in the distribution business, we both stand to make money.
BTW, the deli is closed today. It's Sunday. The painting crew is also here painting the walls burgundy with cream trim.
BTW, the deli is closed today. It's Sunday. The painting crew is also here painting the walls burgundy with cream trim.
I applied for a liquor license way back on page 1 (or 10) for special Friday Night jam sessions. Let me see if I can find that post.