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Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera

Jenee said:
Jenee is stunned. Is he saying what she thinks he's saying? He can't possibly mean it. He's so young. She's so old. He removed the spell, but could this be a lingering affect?

She doesn't know how she got there, but she finds herself standing in front of Daniel before the stage ...
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As Daniel's awesome/horrible version of Red's "Start Again" comes to a close, he steps down from the stage and takes her hands in his.

"Can we start again, Jen? I know we've got a lot to work out, but I'm lost without you."
 
macloudt said:
RJDiogenes said:
Captain Ice said:
*slides large photo envelope with large warning labels saying "Caution - nude Goldberg photos" under the door to RJ's apartment at the top of the stairs in the bookshop.
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Yup, I knew it. This won't end well.
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Erm, why is the envelope pleading for mercy? Nope, this won't end well...

Captain Ice, I may be busy at the bookshop for a while, but I'll come over to the deli later to discuss terms and conditions, OK? And could you please make sure any blood from the amputation is cleaned up? Otherwise I'd be squicked out, and vomiting is bad for karma.
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That's the weird thing. The blood was green. Can't explain that one at all.
 
"Oh Daniel" Jenee throws herself into Daniel's arms. Almost as if someone were holding up cue cards, the customers of the coffee shoppe let out an audible "Awwwwww."
 
Halfway through a passionate reunion kiss, Daniel remembers something very important, tenses with worry and accidently bites Jenee's tongue.

"OhmigodIleftSodaatHippyLady'sandIleftHippyLadyalonewithPoshLady!!" and he runs out the door.
 
...:sigh: ... and he's gone again ...

Jenee goes back to cleaning and waiting on customers.
 
After a Saturday morning lie in, Kirsten heads over to the coffee shop shortly after 3.30pm.

"Afternoon Jenee. Can I get a strong, sweet cup of tea please? Here's my mug. Do you do cakes and stuff?"
 
Daniel used to do the baking, but ... things have been a bit ... weird lately.

I have a toaster and a loaf of bread if you'd like that.
 
Daniel bursts back into the coffee shop with Soda in tow.

"Posh Lady's gone, everything was fine. Sorry about biting your tongue Jenee; I'll kiss it better in a few minutes. First: Soda? We're a family again, kiddo! (*tussels Soda's hair annoyingly*) Second - since I brought this gear over, we might as well have a karaoke night. Third - I'll get baking. Kirsten - it'll be a few minutes, but feel free to use the karaoke machine in the mean time. Can you sing?

Oh, and I've gotta make a big "KARAOKE NITE" sign to hang outside, too!"

(Daniel wanders off to various tasks, forgetting several of them...)
 
^Would you like Karaoke Night to be catered? We could whip up some lasagna, rotisserie chicken, antipasto, and maybe some sandwiches or a nice BBQ brisket.

*Ice is back in the deli carefully removing the bright green blood from the slicer and the walls*
 
Kirsten gets her tea and goes over to the deli, hoping to get something for dinner as she can't be bothered cooking.

"Hi Captain Ice. What would you recommend today?"
 
I've got prime ribs coming out of the oven in about an hour. Rotisserie chickens are also looking good, and the pastrami is fresh.
 
Captain Ice said:
^Would you like Karaoke Night to be catered? We could whip up some lasagna, rotisserie chicken, antipasto, and maybe some sandwiches or a nice BBQ brisket.
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Definitely! Lots of finger foods. Maybe a buffet style? What do you think Daniel?
 
Any chance of a pastrami roll or similar?

I noticed you mentioned lasange in reference to the catering for the karaoke. Do you do a vegetarian version or just one with beef?
 
"That'll do, thanks."

And with that, Kirsten buys her dinner for the day and heads back home. That Goldberg stuff seems to have passed her by - potentially a good thing by the sound of it.
 
* Smells pastrami and sneaks off to the deli while Hippy Lady is in "the zone." *

"Smells great. How about a large hot pastrami sub, please? I need to get my strength up in case I have to tussle with evil extra-dimensional entities again."
 
^How about a nice dill pickle and a bag of chips to go with that?

*Starts making sandwich*

Swiss, Provolone, Mozzarella?

Mustard? Mayo? What kind of bread?

*checks the corned beef while he waits*

Tomorrow's special will be Reubens. Vito is making the cole slaw right now. Prime ribs will be ready in about 30 minutes.
 
Yes to everything but the pickle and mustard. A regular sub roll is fine. Biggest you've got.
 
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