Little Green Men Line-by-Line

[sekundant]

QUARK: Five thousand, ten thousand, what's the difference? The speed of technological advancement isn't nearly as important as short-term quarterly gains. Can't this thing go any faster?

 

[May 20]

ROM: We're already exceeding the safe maximum cruising speed by two tenths of a warp factor.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

QUARK: Push it another tenth. This trip is taking long enough as it is.

 

[Sidewinder]

ROM: Relax, brother. I know kemacite is unstable, but another day or two won't make any difference.

 

[sekundant]

QUARK: What are you talking about?

 

[Sidewinder]

ROM: The shipment of kemacite that you're smuggling in the cargo hold.

 

[Orac]

Nog: Uncle, are you smuggling kemacite? Isn't that dangerous?

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

ROM: Dangerous and highly profitable. Especially if we make a side trip to Orion on the way home from Earth.

 

[Athena28]

QUARK: What tipped you off?

 

[May 20]

ROM: When I engaged the impulse engines, I noticed the ship's weight distribution was a little off. So the last time you went to waste extraction, I snuck back to the cargo bay and took a look around.

 

[Sidewinder]

QUARK: When did you get so smart?

 

[Kertrats47]

ROM: I've always been smart, brother. I've just lacked self-confidence. Of course, I could forget everything I saw.

 

[Sidewinder]

QUARK: How much?

 

[Kertrats47]

ROM: Twenty percent of the profits.

 

[May 20]

QUARK: I suppose you'll want a cut too?

 

[Sidewinder]

NOG: As a Starfleet cadet, it's my duty to report any violation of Federation law to my superiors immediately. But then again, I haven't been sworn in yet. I'll take ten percent.

 

[Kertrats47]

QUARK: It's a deal. I thought I told you to go faster.

 

[sekundant]

ROM: Faster it is.
(Later)
ROM: Brother, wake up. We're approaching Earth's star system.

[huh, we had a great timing @Kertrats47 )

 

[May 20]

QUARK: Take her out of warp.

 

[mattman8907]

NOG: Father, have you ever heard of the Bell Riots?