Little Green Men Line-by-Line

[May 20]

Aww! I love their friendship.

BASHIR: Nog.
(Bashir is holding a packet)

 

[Kertrats47]

NOG: Doctor, if you're trying to return something from the sale...

 

[Sidewinder]

O'BRIEN: It's a going-away present.

 

[sekundant]

BASHIR: To help you get around easier on Earth.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

(It's a PADD - visitor's guide to sector 001 - Earth)

NOG: A guidebook?

 

[Athena28]

O'BRIEN: It's not just a guidebook. It's a completely interactive program detailing Earth's customs, culture, history, geography.

 

[sekundant]

BASHIR: Everything you ever wanted to know about Earth is right in that PADD.

 

[Kertrats47]

NOG: You mean it'll teach me how to attract human females?

 

[May 20]

O'BRIEN: Well, almost everything.

 

[mattman8907]

NOG: I'm sure it'll come in handy. Thank you. Well, I'd better get going. My father and Uncle Quark are waiting for me.

 

[Isaac]

O'BRIEN: Good luck, Nog.

 

[Orac]

Bashir: Make us proud.

 

[May 20]

(Bashir and O'Brien leave)
JAKE: I'll walk you over to the airlock. It was a good spot.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

NOG: The best.

 

[Athena28]

[Ops]

DAX: The Ferengi shuttle 'Quark's Treasure' has just departed the station.

 

[Orac]

Kira: Quark, Rom and Nog together on that ship all the way to Earth? I'm glad I'm not going with them.

 

[May 20]

SISKO: Only thing that worries me, no one warned Earth that they're coming.

 

[sekundant]

[Ferengi shuttle]

NOG: It says here that humans didn't even have currency until five thousand years ago. Let alone banking, speculative investments or a unified global economy.

 

[May 20]

QUARK: They're a primitive, backward people, Nog. Pity them.

 

[Kertrats47]

NOG: But think about it, uncle: that means they went from being savages with a simple barter system to leaders of a vast interstellar Federation in only five thousand years! It took us twice as long to establish the Ferengi Alliance, and we had to buy warp technology from the...