Little Green Men Line-by-Line

[Sidewinder]

(Say Hi! to Charles Napier, who played Adam in Way to Eden!)

WAINWRIGHT: We've convinced him to issue a retraction. Turns out it was just a weather balloon.

 

[Orac]

Denning: Weather balloon?

 

[sekundant]

WAINWRIGHT: We had to come up with something quick. The last thing we need is a bunch of reporters snooping around.

 

[May 20]

(Professor Carlson gives a cigarette to Nurse Garland, and lights both)
CARLSON: (in a suit) You can't keep this from the public forever, General. Beings from another planet have landed on Earth. This is one of the most important events in human history.

 

[Sidewinder]

DENNING: Maybe, but we can't risk causing a panic. I'm not telling the public anything until we find out exactly what we're up against.

 

[sekundant]

(Denning turns on speaker.)

QUARK: Pip im gren tovat. Yop bree gren skin law po far.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

ROM: Yop im too, yoba. Yop sko ta yop ma.


(Quark goes to a door and hits a tile on the wall next to the knob. Then he tries pulling the knob sideways.)

 

[May 20]

[Examination room]

QUARK: It's locked. What is this place? Where are we?

 

[Sidewinder]

ROM: I wish you'd stop asking that. I told you I don't know.

 

[mattman8907]

NOG: The last thing I remember was father taking the shuttle in for an emergency landing.

 

[Sidewinder]

QUARK: Well we must be on Earth. But where?

 

[May 20]

(The speculum and specimen tray give him no clue.)
NOG: One thing's for sure, this isn't Starfleet Academy.

 

[Sidewinder]

ROM: I wonder what happened to the ship?

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

QUARK: My ship. Where's my ship? Hey! Is anybody out there? What did you do with my ship? I want my ship back.

[Observation room]

(Quark is banging on the door)
QUARK: Goss uff wok ton. Goss uff wok ton.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

WAINWRIGHT: He's trying to break out.

(Weapons are produced and the alsatian dog looks interested.)

 

[sekundant]

GARLAND: Don't let them hurt him. He's just scared.

 

[Athena28]

CARLSON: General, these creatures come from a race far more advanced than our own. There's no telling what they can teach us. We have to try to communicate with them.

 

[May 20]

DENNING: Well, you're in luck. The President agrees with you and he wants us to try and talk to them. So that's just what you're going to do.

 

[sekundant]

CARLSON: Me?

 

[Sidewinder]

DENNING: Look, Professor, we didn't ask you here just because you're Nurse Garland's fiancée. I need someone to talk to these Martians. You're elected.