Kirk is NEARSIGHTED?

[Chrisisall]

[DECKER] That..That thread right out of hell i saw it [/DECKER]

ROTF!

What's scary is how nearsighted Christopher Lambert is and how he's unable to wear contacts. Who the hell wants to film a sword fight against him like that?

You wanna live forever? There can be only ONE!

 

[johnsonalmighty]

.....I am the one.....

 

[Starbreaker]

Is it really satirical if the satire has to be pointed out? Hmm...

 

[Jeri]

Perhaps that was for educational purposes, for future reference. And there's always somebody who's doing five things at once and not paying attention.

Little known fact: there are people who do not have their attention riveted on this message board. There is a non-TrekBBSian existence...

 

[SonicRanger]

If he isn't nearsighted, he should just put all the rumors to rest and talk about it on all the talk shows: "Hey, I have normal vision, okay?" If he doesn't do that, then, yes, we have the right to be suspicious and, hell, even conclude that he is truly nearsighted. What does a guy with normal vision have to hide? His not talking about it should be proof enough.

 

[Jeri]

I think you about covered it.

 

[Green Shirt]

Nearsightedeness is a choice, it is not genetic, nor can you blame it on your brain being wired differently.

Plus, its an abomination!!!!!!!

 

[Mike Farley]

Lot's of younger people experiment with nearsightedness...it doesn't mean anything.

 

[seigezunt]

Next you'll be telling me Uhura is a negro...

 

[Bones]

I heard the guy who played Kirk Prime has tinnitus.

 

[M'Sharak]

Is it really satirical if the satire has to be pointed out? Hmm...

Has to be pointed out? I don't think that was really the case here.

If he isn't nearsighted, he should just put all the rumors to rest and talk about it on all the talk shows: "Hey, I have normal vision, okay?" If he doesn't do that, then, yes, we have the right to be suspicious and, hell, even conclude that he is truly nearsighted. What does a guy with normal vision have to hide? His not talking about it should be proof enough.

And we've now come full circle.

 

[Michael Chris]

Don't know. If he is/was I'd assume he would get a procedure to get that fixed. It seems to be getting much more common these days to have the corrective surgery.

 

[Chrisisall]

Don't know. If he is/was I'd assume he would get a procedure to get that fixed. It seems to be getting much more common these days to have the corrective surgery.

Yeah, but it IS trendy in Hollywood to be that way. All the really theatrical people in history have been sight-impaired. Hell, they even have Four-eyes Pride parades.

"WE wear glasses,
You're all asses-
GET USED TO IT!"

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

I heard that the dude who played Kirk was nearsighted?

True? Or just a rumor?

LMAO.

You DO know that this was just an actor, right? So if the actor is nearsighted, that doesn't mean Kirk was.


Please tell me you know this.

 

[Chrisisall]

if the actor is nearsighted, that doesn't mean Kirk was.


Please tell me you know this.

Please tell me you saw ST2...

Oooops! My bad- that was farsighted.

 

[FormerLurker]

Indeed. Kirk is farsighted. He wears the glasses to read.

 

[Jeri]

Gawd, have we truly run out of topics...I guess I will have to search around to see if I can find and take up the remnant threads of my former life again.

 

[Chrisisall]

Gawd, have we truly run out of topics...

Not me. I here am new!

 

[Captain Fine]

I hope Chris Pine is nearsighted. Then I'd have something in common with the lovely Captain Fine.

 

[Chrisisall]

I hope Chris Pine is nearsighted. Then I'd have something in common with the lovely Captain Fine.

*Someone's needing to visit Fantasy Island....*