"I was a telemarketer for about a week. Can't remember what we were selling but we worked off a script. 'Hi, good evening, my name is. . .' and Toby Ziegler was okay for New York but once we got into the other time zones I needed a name that wasn't going to bother anybody. . . "
"My family signed the Declaration of Independence. You think I have an ethnicity problem?" the President asks.
"Well, mine isn't between light skin and dark skin. . . it's between educated and masculine. Or between Eastern Academic elite and plain spoken. . . . Sir, I don't think I need to tell you that the level of respect with which the staff speaks of you doesn't change depending on whether or not you're in the room. . . . Well, there's always a bit of concern about the two Bartlets. The absent-minded professor with the 'Aw, Dad.' sense of humor. Disarming, unthreatening, good for all time zones. And the Nobel Laureate still searching for salvation. Lonely, frustrated. Lethal. . . .