I'm bored.

[Mallory]

Well, you've come to the right place. TrekBBS offers the finest in totally uninformed medical opinions. And you'll get lots of them for free!

 

[Holdfast]

I've just ripped open a tea bag and swallowed it's contents, I am now suffering a high fever, i'm getting excruciating stomach pains, I feel like i've got a river of melted chocolate up my rectum and i'm starting to get hallucinations that there's a flying panda with wings circling the living room throwing after eight mints at me.

Congratulations!!

That's what happens when you steal mints from pandas.

 

[RandyS]

Enlighten me

I know nothing.

THAT'S why I'm the smartest guy here.

Or anywhere.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Enlighten me

I know nothing.

THAT'S why I'm the smartest guy here.

Or anywhere.

How Socratic.

 

[Australis]

gEtEting daark cannt seee anuymore, neeeed huelp

Nooo, it's all right... just sit quietly in that darkened room, everything will be fiiiiine...

 

[RandyS]

Enlighten me

I know nothing.

THAT'S why I'm the smartest guy here.

Or anywhere.

How Socratic.

Hey, great! I didn't think anybody would get that.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I know nothing.

THAT'S why I'm the smartest guy here.

Or anywhere.

How Socratic.

Hey, great! I didn't think anybody would get that.

"That's us, Dude!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EwaFkPMdlY

 

[Gertch]

Enlighten me

Bored? How can you be bored? I can't stand the excitement myself.

Woo-hoo!

Okay, how about talking about how you'll spend your $13/week. (Not about the pork package itself cause we don't want to hurt any feelings now.)

So how are you going to stimulate the economy on $13/week?