If you became a dragon what things would you do?

[Gingerbread Demon]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to fry.

Pretty much.

 

[Mr Soak]

Melt the polar ice caps.

Climate change is real, people! It's dragon-induced!

Alternatively, I'd be an ice dragon, and migrate between the poles, counterbalancing climate change... for a price.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Shit in the ocean.

Shit on random islands.

Fly over to North Korea and shit on Kim Jung-Undead.

Shit in the ocean again.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

I'd acquire a conveniently hollow mountain by kicking out the resident short-statured mining population, stuff it full of gold and other sparkly stuff, and cackle manically in the voice of Benedict Cumberbatch. Note to self: must remember to get that bare bit in my scales patched.

 

[Kor]

I would conquer the planet.

Kor

 

[BigJake]

I would conquer the planet.

Kor

Fair warning: it can get complicated.

 

[CaptainMurdock]

I'd join Starfleet and command a ship.

 

[publiusr]

Need a big bridge.

I doubt SLS would be big enough for a single sub-orbital Mercury capsule for a dragon.

Back to jousting at Apache helicopters.

 

[Kai "the spy"]

If one day you woke and found you'd turned into a dragon of the mythical fire breathing and flying type what things would you do?

Go back to sleep.

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

Wouldn't a dragon be "dragon it around" all the time?

 

[Timewalker]

Truthfully the whole thing is just packaging for the Kevin O'Leary joke.

While you're at it, could you shoehorn Jason Kenney in there someplace? Or would he give you indigestion?

 

[BigJake]

While you're at it, could you shoehorn Jason Kenney in there someplace? Or would he give you indigestion?

Not enough Tums in the world...

 

[Spider]

If I was a dragon, with real powers, I would have turned both the Democratic and Republican national conventions into carbon dust.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Wouldn't a dragon be "dragon it around" all the time?

I heard that!

 

[Mike Farley]

Find some LARPers and give them the greatest LARP ever. Then eat them.

I would still make time for my Dungeons and Dragons group on Sundays.

 

[tharpdevenport]

After I'm done shitting in the ocean yet again, I'll fly over to Hollywood and audition for the next "Dragonheart" sequel. I'd be a shoe-in -- the only real talking dragon. I'll tell them I can do a Sean Connery and then when I get into the extra-large recording studio, I'll say "Shwords."

Best waste of time ever.

 

[Spot261]

Wow, three pages in and I'm the first to mention eating maidens from the nearest village...

 

[Kai "the spy"]

Wow, three pages in and I'm the first to mention eating maidens from the nearest village...

That is an offensive stereotype!

 

[Leviathan]

That is an offensive stereotype!

Campaign for Dragon rights and equality. By 'campaign for' I mean 'Eat anyone in opposition to'.

 

[think]

Campaign for Dragon rights and equality. By 'campaign for' I mean 'Eat anyone in opposition to'.

there are people out there I just straight up would not eat.. IDK I am the kinda person that does not mind having pesticides and dirt in my fruits and vegetables but there are the lower levels of humans that just do not appeal to my palette - I guess - but in a pinch with some salt I could manage.. if .. IF they were really in opposition and such... that they would deserve to get the bite.. ---

If I were a dragon I would just dragon the bong all day long -- nothing else to do but puff puff the magick like I am going to get high sooner or later some how.. * well If I were to puff the magic dragon.. things...you know...?

It was like this you see... I woke up one morning and I had scales for skin - big teeth almost fangs somehow and then... yes... heart burn very very fiery heart burn so when I coughed It set things on fire. but the moral to this story is that fiery is spelled like that fiery not firery you know.. 00 Don't ask me any more questions till I see my lawyer about the fire damage.