Own the Vic...love the Vic....
What's that? A good Harry Kim episode?
Oh my. The visual effects in Timeless are unlike anything I've seen on any of the shows prior to this. The crash-landing scene was surprisingly great for 18-year-old CGI.
LeVar Burton appears as Captain LaForge, Seven gets drunk and hilarious... even with the over-reliance on nonsense time travel, one of the best episodes of VOY yet? I think it's up there.
A favourite of mine. Whenever Quark starts talking about humans, you can bet it'll be good.
I really enjoyed it.
My only problem is with Chakotay and Harry wiping out 15 years of history. Do they really want to be back stuck in the Delta Quadrant that bad after all those years? Could they really not have just moved on and made a new life for themselves? Seems inconsistent with the characters I know from the past and kinda sad.
Oh, and future Harry's hair is truly awful. Enough to make me reconsider my stance on the episode![]()
Since Tom's now been demoted to ensign (character development, hooray!), can someone please promote poor Harry Kim?
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I really enjoyed it.
My only problem is with Chakotay and Harry wiping out 15 years of history. Do they really want to be back stuck in the Delta Quadrant that bad after all those years? Could they really not have just moved on and made a new life for themselves? Seems inconsistent with the characters I know from the past and kinda sad.
Oh, and future Harry's hair is truly awful. Enough to make me reconsider my stance on the episode![]()
And they didn't even let him morn ... uh, mourn.They brought Michael Dorn back from playing a fully fleshed out and noble warrior on DS9 for this? At least in First Contact they let him butcher a Borg.
It seems like Picard is made into an action hero for all 4 of the TNG movies.Picard on the big-screen has to be dumbed down and short-tempered like an emotional teenager (or horny teenagers in the cases of Riker and Troi), despite being 60-years-old.
It seems like Picard is made into an action hero for all 4 of the TNG movies.
Insurrection is my least favourite TNG film, though Nemesis isn't much better. The plot just isn't that strong, and it's filled with adolescent humour.
Initially when I was younger (14 when I saw it at the cinema) I laughed, but it still paled in comparison to First Contact.
Star Trek: Insurrection
4/10
Insurrection is a film that's about something. The hard part is having to pin that something down.
This is the ninth film in the Star Trek series and the third TNG film. Picard, Data and the crew of the Enterprise-E are back in action as they go out to save the selfish and spoiled Ba'ku from the more logical and forward-thinking Son'a (along with Starfleet... yes, Picard is going against orders to save these Ba'ku assholes).
What I don't get is the motivations of any of these characters or the premise itself. None of it makes any sense. The episode, Journey's End, was brought to my attention after watching the film. In Journey's End, Picard is ordered to remove Native American settlers from the colony of Dorvan V to be turned over to the Cardassians. Picard, without question, willfully follows these orders and urges the colonists to evacuate to a nearby homeworld. When they refuse, he even prepares to transport the colonists to the Enterprise by force. Eventually, the Cardassians and the colonists come to a solution that does not involve Picard changing his stance on the subject, the Enterprise leaves the planet, and they move on to other adventures.
In this "film", Picard and the crew rebel for reasons I just don't understand. The Ba'ku come across to me as a self-centred, egocentric race. I was actually empathizing with the Son'a throughout the movie, they're the good guys in this film. The Son'a are there to survey the planet with Starfleet and try to find a peaceful way to get the Ba'ku settlers off the planet so they can use their almighty "fountain-of-youth" powers and share it across the galaxy, giving new life and eternal youth to billions of Federation citizens. For Picard, Riker, Data and the rest of the idiots on the Enterprise-E though, the comfort of 600 settlers on the Ba'ku planet are more important than the lives of billions of Federation citizens. No one even has to die, it's not a trade-off, the Ba'ku just have to move to another world. It's not like they'll lose their powers or anything, they literally just have to move next door.
But Prime Directive says "you can't interfere with the natural evolution of a planet and its people", or something like that. This is much different though. Despite the different crews of the different shows breaking this rule time and time again, it's a serious offence here. I don't remember it being a serious offence when Picard tried moving those colonists by force in Journey's End? Why is it so revolting here? Has Picard been taking funny meds? Did someone tamper with the Enterprise's replicators? That's really the only explanation I can come up with for the characters' downright idiotic motives and actions since All Good Things.... What am I supposed to get out of this? It feels like a movie that's preaching about something, but what? If someone asks you to share your incredible powers of immortality so that billions of others can benefit from them, shoot them until they fuck off?
There's a lot of other things I could complain about. It feels like a crappy two-parter from season 7, for one, and has nowhere near enough scale or interesting ideas to build a movie around. It's boring. The holoship makes no sense whatsoever. Did they run out of money for the ending sequence? Why is The Collector just a big blue-screen set? Picard is back again shooting and romancing, because for some reason, Picard on the big-screen has to be dumbed down and short-tempered like an emotional teenager (or horny teenagers in the cases of Riker and Troi), despite being 60-years-old. And yeah, yeah, they give a throwaway line for this that the radiation is making everyone act more rebellious with the exception of Data, but that's a load of crap. I'm not taking that excuse!
As for the good things, the actors did their jobs I guess. I liked Patrick Stewart as I do in everything else he does, LeVar Burton had a very nice scene when his vision returned (and it's probably the only thing I can remember him doing in the whole film), and the guest stars are all well-cast. The opening theme, Ba'ku Village, is gorgeous. Unfortunately, the rest of Goldsmith's score is fairly bland and forgettable. I don't think Frakes is a bad director, the production values are a bit sloppy but he knows how to make a movie, the problems here lie solely in the writing. The strange thing is that Michael Piller, the writer of this film, is the same guy that's responsible for the turnaround in season 3 of TNG and the many great seasons that followed, this is the same guy who wrote The Best of Both Worlds Part I & II, he created DS9 and VOY. How did he miss the mark by so much in Insurrection?
Another hit and miss, but mostly miss, entry into the TNG film franchise. How disappointing.
Well one difference between "Journey's End" and INS is that in the case of the former it was a UFP world and UFP citizens, in INS the world was settled before the UFP was even founded so the UFP had no claim on the planet just because it fell within their sphere of influence, the Ba'ku weren't UFP citizens. The Ba'ku had something the UFP wanted but rather try and negotiate for it they decided to come in and engage in acts such as Kidnapping, forced relocation, theft etc...
Wasn't there a line in the movie where the Son'a leader said they weren't content to stay on the planet. They wanted the benefit that the particles they were going to harvest would give them without having to stay there. They wanted to "have their cake and eat it too".Besides another plot hole re: the Son'a is that we are dealing with a planet here, couldn't they have been, I don't know exiled to the other side of the planet?
It's about Picard rediscovering his love of Latin dance, obviously. The rest is just window dressing.Star Trek: Insurrection
4/10
Insurrection is a film that's about something. The hard part is having to pin that something down.
And (maybe this flew by you) the Baku are a warp-capable civilisation who are not even native to the planet!But Prime Directive says "you can't interfere with the natural evolution of a planet and its people", or something like that. This is much different though. Despite the different crews of the different shows breaking this rule time and time again, it's a serious offence here.
I just can't NEM seriously because of the face-stretching. In a series full of stupid-looking aliens, this was the stupidest yet. I don't think I've ever gotten all the way through this movie.
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