"STAR TREK: S.O.S."
A series (any century, doesn't matter) where a Federation Starship blows up before the first commercial in the pilot. Escape pods and the shuttles try to make it as a convoy, but some of them splinter off from the main group and we follow their various outcomes.
One such escape pod could contain 3 married men, who've been seperated from their wives and they land on a planet of beautiful, exotic and sex-starved women. As the crewman make half-hearted efforts to send out an S.O.S., each one of them finds their fidelity to their wives vigorously tested ... but who will be the first to fall?
Elsewhere, a shuttle containing 4 crewman who crash-land on a planet of dinosauria and other primative, mega-fauna ... finding themselves being hunted relentlessly. Their S.O.S. is sent, but none of them knows if it was received, because a T-Rex is rolling their shuttle along the ground like a log, with its massive head and feet. It gnaws on a shuttle corner, licking it, trying to pop open that SPAM in a can!
Another escape pod has wandered too close to a Black Hole, as we watch the effects of their being about to be crushed, when Grey Aliens, anal probes at the ready, seem to come out of nowhere, rescuing them - seemingly.
And the main grouip of pods and shuttles still flying in formation, find themselves getting picked-off, one by one, because of various circumstances and latex-headed Aliens of the Week. Until, finally, only ONE just barely survives, rescued by a Federation ship answering their S.O.S. and taking them all home.




I would watch this, if only to know exactly what was causing TBBS to erupt in flames.